kung foo-fighting

haha i love some of the threads on here...its great.

FARP

'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'

-Dane Cook.
 
that will make you go crazy man, i know or do i?

Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.

Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

Chris Knight : Not right now.

Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.

'Those things look like they have been stuck in the vaginal cannel for 3 years'

- My ecnomics teacher
 
GOOD SONG!!!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Marija-what!?!?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Quick Maggie, lets make out before anyone notices!!!

~Natalie~

So, do you like work here?

~Alisha~

TEAMWORK - There is no I in drunk!

NO BOYS ALLOWED: WE'RE GOING TOPLESS! - girls night out 2004
 
those kicks were fast as lighting...

/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/''Ultimately, almost all guys learn this truth for themselves: The best way to never score with a woman is to show too much interest in her.'
 
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