um........first of all, I don't remember writing that at all......and second of all,  I'm a homofucking sexual. And third, I have an alter ego who only likes to fuck, jerk off and ski........wait, nevermind, i guess i meant to say i have an identical twin
theres this chick who whenever i see her, she has to kiss me, sober or not, in public or not, she says she wants to kiss me cause she likes kissing and shes a slut. well, she didn't say that. but it's wierd.....im in the mall, and all of a sudden theres this girl kissing me and i don't know who it is till she suddenely walks away..............but then again, it happens a lot hehehe, yeah, so what if i toot my own horn?..........that sounded WAY too gay
The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard
'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous
'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.