Kids That Ruin Skiing: Example #1

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scofield

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so my friend Andrew Johnson gave me his 2002 Scratch FS's to sell on here. A kid with the NS name of "andrewh" said he would like to buy them for $180. He said he lived in Keene and that he would drive to my house to get them. So he and his brother show up around 10pm one night and he says "Oh, well I only have $100 dollars on me." Being the simpleton I am, I thought I would allow him to pay the rest later because I trusted a fellow NSer. So I gave him the skis and he gave me the $100. He never responded back to me whenever I asked for the remainder of the money. So about a month later, I'm skiing at Sunapee with Brady Perron and Andrew Johnson when we spot the Scratch FS's.. Andrew says he knows those are his skis and that he's positive. Later on that day, we are in line for the lift and "andrewh" cuts the entire line to try to get with us ( not knowing it was me yet ) but when he gets 5 feet away, he realizes it and turns back. Later on that day, we spot him in the park and decide to talk to him. He denied that he owed me any money at all and refused to pay me anymore. We decided to not care right now because he was to hideous to look at (I have a picture of him but I dont know where it is). Recently, I've been getting dumb messages from him for no apparent reason such as:

Date Sent: April 26 2005 01:14:57 - (read)

andrewh* --> NewSkool450*

ypu b walkin sideways left right and center

Date Sent: April 26 2005 01:15:40 - (read)

andrewh* --> NewSkool450*

you b likckin twat up in yur dome like jiminy

krumb sn atchin fool

Date Sent: April 26 2005 01:33:02 - (read)

andrewh* --> NewSkool450*

fuck oyou

bitch

you try and front but yypuaint got shit bitch

Date Sent: April 27 2005 23:51:48 - (read)

andrewh* --> NewSkool450*

you step and you'll get fucked up

cum snatcha

Date Sent: April 30 2005 16:19:06 - (read)

andrewh* --> NewSkool450*

hope you have enough money in your budget to repair your windows when the skis come back through them

bItCH

He sent this messages without me even responding to one.

Then I told him I knew people in Keene that would fuck him up (lie.) So he got his friends "TEKMOB"? to fight for him. They would IM me with various messages ranging from:

"we-z be da TEKKKKKKMMOOBBB"

"lock ya dooryaz nigga"

"andrew will KILL u"

"we will stomp u out 2 say da SLEAST"

according to TEKMOB, Sleast is a new word meaning "slightest" and "least"

why can't we all just get along and not speak ebonics?

Enom Headwear.. If you're gonna ride twins, cover your head
 
u shoulda just stole ur skis back wen he was eating lunch

RED SOX 2004 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS
 
That's not quite ski thievery, so I can't condemn him to a painful death. But it's pretty close.

Personally, I think type of kids who laugh at people from the chairlift when they fall in the park ruin skiing. Or at least, they try to.

 
do it the old fashoined way. you and him, at the flagpole. winner takes the skis.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
im 14, he's 17 or 18.. he's also really tall and has crotch fire

Enom Headwear.. If you're gonna ride twins, cover your head
 
Are three letter words too much work to type out? You have no idea how annoying that is.

 
Date Sent: November 6 2004 17:28:45 - (read)

andrewh* --> NewSkool450*

hey man ill drive up to amherst tommorow sunday november 7th and buy those scratches for 100$ without bindings

or 175$ with bindings. send me your phone number and ill call you bout it

Enom Headwear.. If you're gonna ride twins, cover your head
 
Wow! I don't own either of those companies! You Almost Caught ME! bitchtits

Enom Headwear.. If you're gonna ride twins, cover your head
 
Damn that is soo shitty. You try and be a nice guy help out a skier by fronting him the skis and he doe shit like this. Im the same way as you and love to help ppl out but every story I hear like this just makes me more skeptic!!

Its shitty that they got to ruin it for everyone else esp cuz now u got to be a dick when selling shit.

I def have to agree that the assholes who laugh on the chairlift are terrible as well!! Its just stupid no one lands every time and if the do they arent progressing at all!!

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Skiing isn't a matter of life and death. It's much more important than that!'

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later"

 
what a fucker. I would have called the police on his ass. Even if nothing becomes of it, at least his parents would probably shit on him.

 
They hurt to read. They're needlessly annoying. I don't understand why you want to sound like that.

 
You think you'd come off the same way whether you typed it out or not? Because you're mistaken.

 
r u going to hike and huck cuz hell prob be there so just juimp him there

RED SOX 2004 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS
 
yeah thats pretty bad.

dont worry tho man, what goes around comes around, there is more to life than worrying about little shit like this.

'wow....ATLANTASKI should be dragged behind a truck at 90mp/h over rusty razorblades, stabbed multiple times with ice picks, raped up the bum-bum by rabid gorillas and then shot....'-big_white_hucker
 
wow. i rarely support fighting, but in this case this kid sounds like he needs to get his ass kicked.

well if it makes you feel better at all this kid sounds pretty ugly and if hes that much of a douchebag then he's probably doesn't have any legitimate friends.

indie lovers unite! the independent music cult
 
man that is freakin gay, but i bet you they cant back up any of the shit they are talkin.

Republican and proud of it.

Member 6834

i want to ride in a kangaroos pouch -i_am_a_skier

 
what the shit....if i ever see him at a mountain ill personaly beat the shit out of him if i see him for u, send me his pic so i can

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Waterveezy

EAST COAST (cult)
 
nick martini has the tape on w hich i filmed his freckled face with red hair

Enom Headwear.. If you're gonna ride twins, cover your head
 
here's a blunt discription of him:

mad tall, red hair, freckled face, looks goofy/ugly, last time i saw him he was wearing an unzipped grey semi-puffy coat that was way to big for him

Enom Headwear.. If you're gonna ride twins, cover your head
 
haha you got beat

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Word.
 
yo be gankstuh and fuk dys kid up, taik out cha gat and pop dat fool, Newskool450'z za gat you bitch cumsnatcha

b rock
 
haha no.. he looks like sean fields but doesnt have a fro

Enom Headwear.. If you're gonna ride twins, cover your head
 
if I were you I would have gotten out of the lift line and kicked his ass.

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I bring my bow for those kind a things in the mountain. I swear, there is NOTHING like sending arrows around the park. You see this gay ass fool hitting a jump, ZOOM, hes got an arra in his shoulda and he breaks his neck of the jump. Then I legolas his ass and his cronies. Seriously, I do arrow drivebys like tupoc after smokin one and getting into some beats.

Overall he sounds like a cum-slobbering prick whore

'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'
 
the kids definitely a dick, but why the FUCK did you not beat the living hell out of him when you saw him???

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" im popping the collar right now, you gotta wear at least 2 polos when you do it though, im rockin 3 burberrys at the moment" ATLSKI
 
You could have at least poured whole Milk over his windshield and pulled the valve stems out of this tires. It sucks fuckin around with a car in the cold.

 
I still think you were an idiot for selling it to him for 100$

And I'll tell you one more thing: I faked every orgasm!
 
he said he'd buy them for $100 without bindings, and he gave you $100. so find him, and his skis, when he goes in for lunch, jack the skis, go to your car and pull the bindings off, and then put the skis back where he left them without the bindings. and then hide in the bushes somewhere with a video camera to see what he does when he comes out and finds his skis with no bindings. that will be classic i tell you

-L o g a n

~{*NWFT*}~
 
you're the dumbass that let him have the skis for 100 bucks, and assumed he''d be a good person and pay back the rest

-Jeff
 
ur a pussy for not jumping him...

(tom)
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Message me to get into the 'I HATE ATLANTASKI CULT'
 
lets all seend him 5000 PM's, that might do something..... or not

-Nick Martini

steptproductions.com

"Blue prints droppiing fall of 05"

liberty skis
 
When you saw him you should have kicked his ass man. And if he still didn't pay you back you still got a good 100 dollar asskicking on him. You really should have man.

Stay Classy Newschoolers
 
Or waited till he got on the lift with you, and then fucking rocked him when you got off.

Stay Classy Newschoolers
 
that's a good idea. but don't hide in the bushes, just leave. And leave a note saying something about not paying for the bindings, so the IRS took them

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Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski. What else is there?
 
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