Kids in parks

This whole issue about "kids' in your parks is ridiculous....

come on already it is all relative...to me you may seem like another speed bump in my way, you and your crew may be crowding MY park!

Your view is all relative and I fucking bet my whole quiver that every skier on this site has been viewed as being "in the way" at some point...I know I have been,

remember YOU ARE NOT THAT COOL...
 
sick man, you did what had to be done... in our park they normally dont block landings so its ok, but a few of the "i hit jumps with 10 mph"-people piss you off.

but i have to say that the ending was a little gay, ok not gay, but not 100% straight.
 
I personally welcome little kids in the half pipe...i ask instructors to bring their classes through and "pizza" on down the middle...they are the perfect little groomers and smooth out the middle in one pass...
 
hahaahahaha, soooo many stories.

couple days ago, i was raking out the lip to this rail (im on park crew), and its a rail that gapers love to hit and ride next to the rail, and off the landing (its built on a small table). well, this one lil girl kept buggin me about when it was gonna open back up. after like the 3rd time, i asked her if she was gonna hit the rail, and that i would really like to see that. then she said she was just gonna ride over it. i told her not to, cause it fucks stuff up, blah blah blah. well later that day, some girl had fuckin crushed herself, and was bein takin off on the sled, and was all covered up. that same lil girl came up to me, and asked why she was all covered up. my answer:

shes dead. she was hitting the side of the rail, and crashed. yup, pretty sad. the little girl then proceeded to flip out and she ran away. hahahahah.

one more.

last year thiss place that sucks balls built a decent jump. i was stoked, case it was a decent jump. but all sorts of kids were fucking it up. so im yellin at kids from the lift. i get up there, and some gaper dad is waitin for me, and bitches at me about yellin at kids, and how they are free to ski wherevere they want. i tell him they fuck shit up, and are gonna get hurt, or hurt someone else.

after fighting with this sweatpant clade gapere, i ski off to hit the jump. later that day, the dude comes up to me to appologize and tell me i was right about his kids bein a danger. i thanked him, and that was tht. well, later that day, the owner of the resort and all the head maintnence guys were out fixin the jump, and the SAME DUDE skis down with his kid hanging on his pole, right into the lip of the jump, takin out like 3 f the head dudes there. it was CLASSIC
 
One day this woman brought her daughter or son couldn't really tell, into the park, the little person was skiing all over the place, a bunch of people who were waiting to hit the tunnel jump were yelling and shit. I admit it is annoying, but at some point you annoyed someone too.
 
Today I saw this little ass kid, looked probably like 9 years old. He had these baggy ass fate pants, with an orange jacket and the mini invaders and he was doing these stylie 180 on this little 10 foot jump, dude was the shit.
 
yeah i love that bout avila, never anyone besides people who actually want to so things and not lounge around
 
some people should be allowed in the park even if htey arent good, like me im not good i go in and try stuff, as long as they arent realy stupid and try to clear the jumps and dont sstop in the landings adn shit then it shoudl be fine.
 
you know when people ride up the lip, then slide down the back? well I didn't see this kid do that, so I hit the jump, am about to spin I think, probably not because it was big and im a pussy, but anyways as soon as I get like right to the top of the lip, I turn my shoulders and see this little helmeted head poke up...missed it by inches
 
oops...the reason I missed the kid was because I kinda went sideways and tucked up, so I landed sideways on the knuckle, bounced, ate it...hard...then the kid skied by me with a smile
 
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