Kid yells at principal that hes gonna fucking kill him

Wheat

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so me and a couple bros were chillin in front of the office during lunch hour testin out tyrones new doma when all of a sudden a WHITE kid with a huge muthafuckin afro comes boltin out the office and tells the principal that hes gonna fucking kill him. so me and the bros were like dude that shit cray so we tried to follow the principal but lost him.

 
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My friend got his phone taken by the principal, he was light "fuck that give me my phone back" proncipal said no, they argued for a bit then my friend says " Im going to burn your fucking house down" got suspended for 5 days almost kicked out of school. 2 months later principal gets fired because hes found guilty of sexually assaulting a student.
 
>be (horny) me in middle school

>get called to principals office after initiating riot at pep rally

>walk into office

>female principal is naked

>get boner

>cum on principal face

>got many "write ups" that year
 
how is the last sentence relevant?

I take some of my high school classes online, and when I'm not in class I'll just sit and study in the office. where i sit is between the ISS room (in school suspension) and the classroom where the kids with behavior problems go, so I have plenty of stories like OP. lots of kids swearing at various staff members, punching windows, and breaking things.
 
Oh hey, glad you called. I'm an expert on cool stories and this is definitely not one of them. OP is a barely literate assclown
 
Happens every day in private school too.

...god, I'd actually say it happens even more often. In 10 years of catholic school, the amount of ghetto Filipinos and latinos that would talk shit to authority back then was just incredible.

One kid in like 7th or 8th grade even yelled at one of the nun teachers "Who Shot'cha? I shot'cha!" and then made a finger gun at her right in the middle of class (probably was listening to too much biggie) and she yanked him and straight fucking TOSSED him out the door because she was over his shit. Was bonkers...
 
You are a monstrously gluttonous peon and a myopic maliciously malodorous derelict whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
 
dude yea. i went to a school no where near the ghetto. So kids would just scream fuck you man!! at the principle for taking their weed and really that's basically the only reason besides feeling like they were a little white gangsters. they actually put in metal detectors the year i left...yea fucking right, like anyone's gonna pull a knife out or bring a gun...we live in northern michigan how is anyone supposed to even get a gun. There were a select few of kids who you might suspect that from...since they had documented MENTAL ILNESSES so how about instead of spending trillions of dollars on that you spend one dollar on a security guard other than the creepy one that we already had who liked to hide under people's cars. Our main problem was the ukrainian kids fighting with each other, i dunno what was up with those people but all of them had serious anger issues.
 
Every school has that trashier group of people. In my high school it was the little shits from iran or wherever
 
I was with bro Mac and can clarify this mofo had an Afro that looked like the hulks pubes on an adrenaline rush like fuckin poofy as fuck. So the bald principal comes runnin after the kid and he's chapped up the ass with this kids bullshit so long story short kid was prob high af haha white kids
 
OP (thinking to himself) Damn im good at telling stories.

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you are even worse, did you pull out your pre-sat packet and find the words that kind of fit into a sentance and then just mix them all up and try to get it to work? you suck, go die, fucking explode i dont even care
 
>me, siting in school office waiting to get phone back, no teachers in room

>another kid (who was on shrooms) comes into office whispering "the shrooms are gunna eat me"over and over

> kid sits down

>he pops a few more shrooms

>he takes a bottle of hand sanitizer out and pours it on desk and his math textbook

>takes out lighter,burns that bitch

> stares at flames for next 3 minutes

> takes out a bible, rips out 5 pages and eats them one by one

> gets up and starts screaming "the words of god are in me"

> proceeds to run around campus yelling this for the next 20 minutes.

> bio teacher tackles him and brings him back into office.

> kid starts muttering something about god and eyebrows.

> principal gives me my phone back and tells me to leave.

tl; dr: kid on shrooms lights shit on fire eats bible and thinks he's Jesus.
 
haha tyrones doma was gettin prette out of hand when jewfro mc jewfro busted out that door. uppdate on story: principal is still alive and jewfro kid isn't at school lol
 
This one teacher legit called my friend an idiot so he called her a home wrecker. which was true she was having an affair with one of the other teachers and we all knew about it. she then tried to play it off like she had no idea what he was talking about. so funny.
 
That's not that rare of an occurrence. A kid last year at my school called one of the vp's a, "cock gobbling power hungry cunt"

They were going to let him back in but he didnt write an apology
 
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