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Pictured above is porn star Lisa Ann and Oklahoma State freshman Matt
McGann, who Lisa Ann took as her date to the AVNs over the weekend.
They met on Twitter
when McGann name-checked her in a sign on ESPN’s College Gameday, which
read “Baylor’s defense has more holes to fill than Lisa Ann.”
To a porn star, that’s considered foreplay. So the two exchanged a
few messages, and faster than you can say “Big Tit MILFs Crave Black
C*ck starring Lisa Ann,” McGann was accompanying his new sugar mom to
the AVN Awards in Las Vegas, where she won awards for “Hottest MILF” and
“Best MILF Release” for MILF Revolution. (What did the AVNs do before American Pie?)
No word on whether McGann ended up scoring, but you’d think if
anything had happened she would’ve tweeted pictures of it mid-coitus.
Then again, he’s not doing the hoverhand in any of the pictures, so it
couldn’t have gone that badly.
At the very least, he’ll have an awesome story to tell DTF Katie and
that Asian Tri-Delt at the Sigma Cattle Stoplight Party, as long as
Spinach doesn’t crash Black Steve’s mom’s Civic on the way there all
cranked on whippits like last time. RIP, Spinach. RIP, Blowjob Stacy. If
Matty McG did get his junk in some porn star strange, we know you’re up
there somewhere high fiving. This is Brother Hero material for sure.
Read more: http://www.uproxx.com/filmdrunk/2014/01/lisa-ann-date-avns-college-kid-lewd-baylor-sign/#ixzz2r3Y2v7bg
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