Kid continues to mess with my car

-"Borrow" his license plates, rack up some toll roads

-cup of water in gas tank will make it run like shit

-deflate tires

-rig up a paintball gun to shoot when the drivers door gets opened.(could be done soo easily and would be priceless)

-remove wheel. put a few washers on 2 or 3 of the lug bolts then put the now off balance wheel back on.

-remove balancing lead weight on inside of rim

-tie a can of pennies under his car

-tape some thumb tacks under his door handle

-if its cold enough, coat his car with a slushy/snowy mix

-unhook battery before he has somewhere to be.

idk just keep doing little anoying things till he stops
 
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put airsoft bbs in his valve stem caps so it slowly leaks

put a sex doll on the passanger seat.

go to your local sporting goods store and buy doe piss or some kind of animal piss scent and dump in in his car or down his vents

rub your balls on his steering wheel
 
if he's trashing your shit he's not your friend. I am gonna guess he doesn't have his own car for you to trash since he is probably a poor cunt/his parents don't work hard.

plant marihuwanna on him and call the cops....its the only way
 
Plant weed in his car, call the cops and see what happens, an I guess you could do that with any other drug too
 
If its gonna rain cover the car and all the vents with flour. Don't be a pussy, use like 20 pounds. Ideally the whole car will be covered in a crappy, gunky mess which is impossible to clean. Also when he turns the A/C on flour will blow out.
 
take out the valve core from his tires or just slash them. Then the car has to be towed unless you've got 4 donuts hanging around. If you have a pair of tweezers, removing a valve core is beyond easy. youtube it

just realize he's fucked his tires after this so....
 
>collect the pieces of paper from 3-hole punchers at school/work

>pour them in vents using funnel

>when he turns the heater/air on they will blow all over his car..he will be cleaning those out for months

 
Louisiana leftover

A Louisiana leftover is when someone takes a crap inside a woman's vagina, puts saran rap over it and lets it ferment for a few months. They then proceed to eat the turd that was festering inside her.

That's what you should do.
 
These are all stupid. If you fuck with his shit there's a good chance you get shat on my cops or he amps up the shit he's doing to your car. Either way it's a losing situation. I'd go up to him and tell him to stop fucking with your car. If he says something smart deck him in the face. If he says "ok" but proceeds to continue I'd find him and beat his ass. That will stop the shit he's pulling. If your not big enough to beat his ass then do any of the above comments and hope it works.
 
That my friend was the sickest shit I have heard in months. And for that I congratulate you.

But OP I have dealt with this before with guys at work. Harmless but effective is the way to go.

- Tie a box to a string and tie the string to the hook under his car. then hide the box under his car. Guaranteed to get pulled over. Seen it.

- Go to you're local supermarket and buy some fresh fish. Put it in a garbage bag and hide it under the passenger seat or any good hiding location.

- Go to you're local pet store and buy 100 or more live crickets, dump them in, it will take forever for him to find them all, and the chirping will get ridiculous.

- Bacon fat on the windshield wipers.

- Run a for sale add for his car in your local paper and craigslist. Make the car cheap so you he gets a lot of calls.

- If his car is light, get a bunch of your friends and pick the car up and put it sideways in a parking spot.

- I heard this one about buying a watermelon, cutting it in fours, then jacking up each tire and lowering the tires onto the slices of watermelon. Supposedly your tires just slide, and you have to get out and jack the car up and reverse the process.

 
My friend put a dead squirrel in another friend's car so we cooked the squirrel fur and all and put it on his dashboard. The stench of burnt hair lingered for months inside.

Tie about 10 zip ties to his driveline. They click everytime they hit something and are so annoying.

Mess with his alignment. (Could be dangerous to him)

Dump 10 boxes of nails around his car so he has to pick them all up before leaving so he doesn't get flat tires.

 
When he is sleeping jack his car up, take his tires off. Lower the car back down on to his parents once you have raped and killed them.
 
i buried a friends car in snow one time for payback. depending on how mad you get at him pull out his oil drain plug and put in a pice of wax.his car will run fine until it heats up and melts the wax then his oil will drain.
 
do what they did from the movie speed except he has to go a minimum of 70 miles per hour and you blow it up anyway.
 
gallon of milk in his spare tire wellcold cuts under the back seat

unscrew his gas cap every time u see his car, it throws the engine code

if its a truck or rear wheel drive car get a huge zip strip and put it around the drive shaft and leave the end hanging. it will make a ticking noise that will take hours to find

limburger on the engine block(if you want him to never be able to drive his car again) the smell

 
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