Kid continues to mess with my car

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DaveJ

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My friend continues to explode creamers on my car and seran wrap it. It's getting very old what should I do to his car to make him stop.
 
either set charges to blow your car up when he touches it. Or catch him next time and rape him... Either way he's gonna end up with AIDS.
 
I was thinking about getting a car marker. And on his back window write his name and say I touch little boys then below say honk for free candy
 
Throw hair in his a/c ventPiss on doorhandles

Shit in airbox

Tennis ball in airbox (this only works in some cars but it will make it kill after starting)

Disconnect coil/mix up spark plug wires (If you can get hood open)

Disconnect vacuum hose and hide it out of sight (Again hood needs to be open)

Deflate tires

Activate his inertia switch thus shutting off the fuel system

Put a jump wire between his horn relay and his brake light relay

Pull out a starter relay

 
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if it's cold by you just piss on his doorhandles and blackout his car in the middle of the night before school so he'll be late to school because he has to clean his windows
 
let some fish go bad, put it in a ziplock bag for a few days, then take it out of the bag and throw it under the seats
 
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1. take shaving cream 2. draw a penis on is roof

3. let it dry under the sun when its really hot

4. paint is going to scrape off

5. ??????????

6. profit
 
stalk him for days on end, and until he tries to fuck with your car again

Them get him in a choke hold and whisper in his ear "shhh go to sleep, go to sleep" until he collapses...Then...he's yours
 
Go to the parts store and get a valve core remover tool and take the cores out of his valve stems leaving the tires flat.

Get really long zip ties and put them around the cv shafts if its front wheel drive or driveshaft if its RWD.

Lotion on the underside of the door handles so his hands just slip off.

Get a bar of soap and rub it all over the windshield so when he uses the wipers it just foams up and makes a shit ton of suds.

And then saran wrap the fuckers car like crazy. The key is to not damage his car in any way that he could get the cops involved, but you want to go over the top so he knows he's your little bitch when it comes to fucking with cars. Just make it as miserable as possible for him.
 
Or re-read the last paragraph I wrote:

"You want to keep from physically damaging the car so the cops aren't involved"

Valve cores can be put back in whereas valve stem replacement requires partial break down of the tire to put new ones in.

Its the difference between criminal mischief and criminal mischief with property damage.
 
tie his neck arounf one of the wheels and slowly roll backwards in still he head is used as a wedge. then floor it and rip his face off
 
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