Kid breaks board with his balls...Ouch

i didnt really understand what happened until the slow motion part, but then I almost started crying with the kid. so fucking painful even to watch
 
oh my god that is fucking terrible but i could not help but piss my pants laughing. "ahh im fuckin bleeding from my balls dude ahhhhhhhh"
 
fuck. Reminds me of something i saw on scarred where some guy caught his sack on a sharp edge on a hand rail it it tore it open, to the point where he could physically see and touch his testicles. This looks even gnarlier though. The fall anyway.
 
I couldn't bring myself to even the remotest smile... that looked fucking nasty. And the other kids all seem like douches.
 
Ouch. That's why I say fuck huge stair sets. I would much rather hit a fucking 3 stair where If I fall I wont break my left nut open. Fuck that.
 
Oh FUCK. I rewinded it a bunch and couldn't figure out what happened, then i realized there was a slow motion at the end....

Jesus H Christ
 
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ouch
 
on a related note, i heard a story about this guy at a tennis camp, they were done with showering, and one kid towel whipped the other guy in the ballsack. His scrote tore leaving his left nut dangling, he just held it in a solo cup and went to the nurse's.
 
The worst feeling in the world is the 'oh shit, I've really fucked up my balls' moment after a crash, where you expect to be infertile from then on
 
lost it at "I'm bleeding out my f*cking balls"

-sorry to bring it up but definitely to be compared with tanner's experience at chad's gap.

 
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but i do feel for this kid. i don't ever want to feel what it's like to be this kid post-debaggage, but i do feel bad for him..peace out baby daddy.
 
Story Time:

I had just gotten back from football practice and took a shower. My balls had had a dull pain all day that was weird but I thought it was nothing. When I got out of the shower that dull pain transformed into a constant nauseating pain. I thought I had just tweaked something so I decided to take a bath.

The bath made the pain tolerable so I sat in there for an hour or so missing dinner. When I got out of the bath and dried off the pain returned to a high level of intensity and I decided action needed to be taken.

I walked, cowboy style, downstairs to ask my dad what the fuck was going on. I presented my balls and he said he had no idea what was going on, I then has to show my mom who is a nurse and she too had nothing to add. Keep in mind I was probably a sophomore at in high school at the time, far past the age that any mother should be inspecting her sons scrotum. That is how intense the pain was.

My mom decided to take me to the hospital where I sat in the waiting room, sweating bullets with my shoulder length hair at the time plastered to my face. I was wearing sweat pants and had by legs spread as far open as the chair would allow. I can only imagine what people thought I was there for. During this 2 hour wait (thanks 'Merica) I vomited several times and was shaking uncontrolled.

Finally I was taken into the emergency room where I was given a healthy dose of morphine and examined by a doctor. I was informed that I had a twisted testicle and blood flow was being cut off from my ball. The doctor tried to twist it back, causing terrible pain even with my morphine blanket, but the mother fucker refused to be un twisted. I was then rushed to surgery where all I remember is the doctors talking about what music they wanted to listen to. I awoke and again puked, or rather dry heaved for 20 minuets. I was then wheeled outside and struggled into the car walking with the widest legs possible.

I won’t bore you with the recovery but imagine a 1.5 inch gash and 8 stitches in your scrotum. I can understand where this kid is coming from. (I still have both balls.)

 
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