Ken Jenning on Jay Leno

Mattman

Mattman

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This is to Rebel, Sick eh?

Ken was great

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well then come visit me, oh my rules must be made clear : no lube allowed, no cum dodging and most of all no condoms and we must perform ass to mouth several times throughout the session.

Thanks,

Lateralis

i love 12 year olds, theyre so tasty and fresh, nice tight pink twats ready to plow open with my meat stick............oh wait your talking about 12 year fags on this site, oops - Lateralis

thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
 
you can tell hes the kinda of guy who would be on a jeopardy winning streek

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the most horrible sound known to man, the crying of a mass of little girls. - skiierman

freeskigrl, this is between me and jd, stay out of it - QuickFlash7 regarding an internet fight

 
ya, hes a crazy little bastard. I wish I was that smart

Joke of the Week:

This little boy and his grandfather are fishing. Granddad pulls

out a beer and the little boy says 'Grandpa, can I have one of

those?' Grandpa says 'Is your penis big enough to touch your

asshole?' to which the little boy responds 'No.' 'Then you can't

have one.' A while later, the granddad pulls out a cigar and the

boy asks, 'Can I have on of those?'

Grandpa says 'Is your penis big enough to touch your asshole?'

to which the little boy responds 'No.' 'Then you can't have

one.' Later on, Grandpa and Grandson go to the grocery store for

food and each buy a lottery ticket. Grandpa is unlucky, but the

little boy says 'I just won $50,000'

Grandpa says, 'Great, your going to split that with me, right?'

The little boy asks, 'Grandpa, is your penis long enough to

touch your asshole?' 'Yes,' Says grandpa. 'Then go fuck

yourself!'

 
Dude has made a celebrity out of himself through a game show. I didn't see him on Leno, but I wish I had. How can you not possibly love this man.

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'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
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