keeping your eyes on the prize

bitchassphatz

bitchassphatz

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i am a fuckin retard....i can never seem to do this. does anyone else have this problem? anytime i have responsibility i'll fuck it up. for instance today i go to work and we're done at about 11 a.m. so we got until 4 p.m. to jsut fuck around and get paid. we started drinking and smoking and fuckin around next thing you know i'm fuckin sleeping on my couch and it's 8:00 p.m. i fucking slept through my class that i had at 6:00 p.m. like the dumb ass i am.

[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]

I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack

Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack

Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy

Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity

I'm paying a good buck

So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck

When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is

Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
 
im sure your not the only one man....it happens.

FARP

My brother on the Japanese tourists looking at the wreck of the Arizona in Hawaii. 'Hey thats where uncle Henry komikazed!'
 
dude these things definitely happen to many of us, I think those of us who never think about anything but skiing and smoking and drinking are particularly susceptible

'Just once I'd like someone to call me sir without adding, you're making a scene!' - Homer
 
sometimes I forget what day it is, it' probably the pot.

You can say anything you want if you don't mean it.
 
its always the pot ahah

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
That would sum up my high school experience... Its ok though, if your determined enough this shit wont bother you...

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 
yea, i wouldnt worry bout it too much, it happens the best of us

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'It's a travashammockery'

NWFT for life!
 
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