Katy Perry - You wake up to this...

Tze.C

Tze.C

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i dont think he was talking about peeing in her butt, i think he would be looking at the same thing i would be looking at.
 
Women are not real. They've become so made up that they can't even bear the sight of themselves without makeup on in the morning.
 
my girlfriend told me i couldn't afford to buy beer anymore. then i caught her spending $100 on makeup. when i asked her about it she said she needed it to look pretty for me. i told her that was what the beer was for.
 
yes it was. i honestly couldn't care if my gf spent money on makeup. and if she told me not to buy beer...well you get the picture. it was a joke someone told me a few months back
 
Its so true. Its actually fucked. I cant count the amount of times ive heard girls say stuff along the lines of "omg you cant see me right now ihave no make up"
 
women that look good without makeup are the best, some chicks shouldn't put any on. On the contrary, some girls should wear a brown bag over their head lol
 
i have a feeling if i touched katy perry she would be sticky, ...not interested

keep this thread up its entertaining
 
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