Kate Upton Zero-G photo shoot

Whatever let them take the imaginary skinny as fuck girls they are not actually having sex with IRL who will die upon giving birth to premature blue babies, while the women we prefer give us 10 children who grow up strong enough to wrestle oxen and farm our fields after years of feeding on beautiful Kate Upton breasts. Than when our various gourds win the big cash prize at the county fair we'll have nicer caskets than the doods who went for chicks with skeletal bodily features.
 
I love how it's a choice between thicker girls and anorexia. I guess normally skinny isn't a thing that exists in your world
 
True but it's definitely the second, maybe the third, time that sentiment has been posted in this thread. It's like if you don't like Kate Upton you only like visible ribs and malnutrition
 
I get it, you think I and other people are setting up a binary between fat and skinny like there is nothing in between. The reality the way I see it is that if I were to imagine that binary for all sizes of woman, Kate Upton would actually fall right in the middle. Actually, she would be on the "skinnier" side.
 
I don't think you guys really think that, you just word things wonky leaving only two choices. And sure if you were to take the size of all women she would be on the skinnier side but if you take the size of all women a majority found attractive she would be slightly on the other side.

And just to be clear I don't like Kate Upton not because of her size. I think Gianna Michaels is incredibly hot and she is way bigger than Upton. There are other reasons I'm not a big fan
 
It's not really over her at this point. Now it's more because I find her less attractive somehow that makes me a person who never gets laid because I only find the top 1% of supermodels attractive or some shit like that
 
I just can't look at her and find a single thing wrong. It actually blows my mind that anyone could criticize someone that beautiful. I've found far less attractive girls to still be absolutely great to look at while I fuck, and I always thought my [/b]standards were too hi and unforgiving. Guess I'm better off than I thought.

But than again I think Gianna Michaels is disgusting, and you think she's hot, so I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
 
I moustache you why you find her so attractive.

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Her boobies look way bigger without the zero G

but for everyone complaining about her being fat or not who cares. I'm sure everyone in this thread would bang her, including myselg
 
I swear some of you guy's standards are through the roof. Kate Upton is hot, regardless if she is "thick" in some of your minds, lets face it, given the chance 90% of you would.
 
100% would.

the real question is would she be a fun fuck? Judging by her cat-daddy video i would venture that she is pretty fun, and gets after it. whattya think?

few things are as anticlimatic as bringing back a smokeshow only to find out she is a pillow princess/deadfish.

 
Honestly I find this to be more true of the skinnier girls (although not saying that ALL skinnier girls are like this). Not only is there less to play around with in the trunk/headlight department during sex, but I think they generally lack the same kind of enthusiasm for sex that a lot of thicker girls have.

It's ironic but, often the skinnier a girl is the more self-conscious she'll be about her body when she's naked and in the sheets, where-as girls who are thicker tend to give less of a fuck about what they look like when they are going at it (which is nice because the'll just go for it).

 
Thank you, you proved our point, she's a super model so that's the standers we are holding her to. IDK why you bring up girls NS have banged, I don't think anyone here other than Jdope has ever been with a super model.
 
theres a lot of members on here...

and i dont want to see a typical skinny supermodel in zero G's. Kinda like how i dont want to see a skinny super model bounce on a trampoline...cause nothing will bounce. She was perfect for this spot.
 
how has this comment gone ignored. thats all i could think about after watching her spin. fuck i need to stop skiing and get a girl. my priorities are off
 
This for sure, she could gain 15 lb and i would still not think twice about boning her. You guys must have incredibly high standards or something. I wouldn't expect my girl to look like a "perfect" model and have a perfect body because i sure as hell don't.
 
I will explain to you the "or something." Now, for you there are very few people, if any, as attractive as Kate Upton. However, attractiveness is subjective based on a wide variety of factors. I am not attracted to only a handful of people that you with your personal tastes and standards would possibly deem more attractive than her, as you and others who have made this claim seem to think so. For someone like me, with my own subjective tastes, have Kate Upton much farther down on my list, probably among people you wouldn't put close to her.

So, attractiveness is subjective, not everyone thinks she is perfect, go cry about it
 
Okay, well I never said I think she is the most attractive woman or at the top of "my list". I also understand your point. But, she is definitely not fat.
 
It wasn't completely directed at you. You were just the 4th or 5th person to break out the "high standards" quip and there has been instances of "she's so perfect, I don't know how you could criticize her" in this thread so that point was directed at them
 
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