you should have used those 9 JBCs to set up a trail or burgers through the gateway to the ben and jerrys. then they would get slammed with 100 homeless people and it would be funny.
on a related note. i was rollin through dc in the back of my boys car with a cooler sitting right next to me. we stopped at a light and saw a homeless dude asking for change from the cars that were stopped. we called him over a gave him a beer. he was really happy.