K2skeepimp

I watched full house...great show..except for that kimmy...OMG!!!

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
I remember watching Full House, but all I remember watching ALL the time was TGIF...u kno, a whole bunch of showz that would come on Friday night?

 
how did my random comment turn into reminicing about a crappy tv show with the 'cool' guy having a mullet.

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Friend:oww shit my head!

me: what did you do?

friend: i fell down the stairs

Me: and you hit your head?

friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us

-an ashamed american

 
^ ahh your right i just realized that guy had a mullet... wow you most be a devoted fan as well

-Ryan
 
first this thread was about hating me, then it was about loving me, and now its about some gay 80's sitcom

But I ain't one ta gossip, so you ain't heard that from me.

chronic comes from a tree

it was put there for you to see

and was meant to be smoked by you

or me

if i had my little way

id smoke chronic everday

gettin high before i work

or play
 
ohh chris, isn't life grand.

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Friend:oww shit my head!

me: what did you do?

friend: i fell down the stairs

Me: and you hit your head?

friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us

-an ashamed american

 
k2 ski fagget needs to get off ns couz its bringing the site dwn

k2skipimp is also a pussy who needs to back his shyt up yo//

GoRilla KillAz'
 
k2skeepimp and phrosty and all of the other shit talkers make this website great...they keep the newbies in line and keep others egos in check...we need guys like these so fucking little girl flamers like the kid that started this post dont fucking take over...you want to get rid of the shit talkers..you gotta get rid of me first...plus i gave harvey money so bitch youd be the first to go....fuck off and long live k2skeepimp and the rest of the shit talking crew!!!!

Mplayer09: there is a thread about u on ns.com

freeskier9001260: there always is

(Gallant)

Five-9 Productions

'You can't go steezy in tha treezy'

-Brian Class on Skiing in the Glades

When there is no grass on the field, play in the mud

-Pep Fujas

-MR
 
all hail 'd-lite' some white kid that thnks he can rap..fo shizzle dog..Bryan Gallant could battle your ass and fuck you up

Mplayer09: there is a thread about u on ns.com

freeskier9001260: there always is

(Gallant)

Five-9 Productions

'You can't go steezy in tha treezy'

-Brian Class on Skiing in the Glades

When there is no grass on the field, play in the mud

-Pep Fujas

-MR
 
i would love to hear gallant rap

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

HIGH NORTH SESSION 4
 
i would! And D-lite would rap all you motherfuckers to death, he even raps on rails while hes slaying rats and box bads.

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^Rowen^

'Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I cant help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.' - Mariah Carey

'I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.' - Dan Quayle

'I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.' - John Wayne

'You're watching the Family Learning Channel. And now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples.' - Excerpt from Rejected, a movie by Don Hertzfeldt

'Whats the difference between you and a Mallard with a cold? Ones a sick duck... i cant remember how it ends but your mothers a whore.' -SNL

 
Yeah, too bad Chris is only the sickest kid ever! Remember boys, jealousy gets you nowhere.

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
i own fukn chirs u crak hores/

and mr'Gallant' lets heer these fat rymes pleese/

Chjris is mny homie strate up since day one mutha fuks/

who evs wants to fuk w/ the no teef pimp/

fuks wif da d LiTe

ya herd

GoRilla KillAz'
 
Dlite thinks hes a playa but all he is, is a nay sayer

trying to rap thinking he's phat but all thats fat is his woman when hes cuddling in the cabbage patch.

this kid aint got no rhymes

he needs to be back where the women are cooking with tyme.

speaking of time, its my time to go,

b/c i dont wanna lite this kid up no mo' fo sho'

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i get made fun of almost as much as bryan gallant..but i still dont know why u make fun of him...he ski's better than most of you..most of you being whiny little shits

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
elasmo is really really hot

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
by starting threads like these, it will get you nowhere for the following reasons

1) People have made 50000 threads like these and they never help

2) everyone hates people when they start these threads

3) it is a waste of time because no one is going to do anything about it

4) no one gives a shit

-Ryan
 
it was great...rsd..shut up

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
Hahaha.... Wow, you have him well trained, although I thought he had a pretty good point.

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
hes right it is a good point..a good point that has been posted millions of times..and elasmo is hot so rsd u can talk.....im feeling generous and nice because i just watched my baby video

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
Aww, how cute. Were you a cute baby, or one of those freaky looking ones? Nevermind... stupid question

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
i was damn cute i tell you..i almost won a contest with gerber baby food or some diaper company...they couldve been my sponsors for skiing...and i have rsd trained well..he who has the posts makes the rules i say

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
ok, for a second i thought she meant soxripper had me well trained. which would have gotten me angry cuz i own her and shes my sex slave

OFFICIAL NS PIMP

i am TROGDOR!
 
Hahaha, that'd be SOOOOOO sick to have Gerber as a sponsor.

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
alright, first off, dlite is my homie, and he would kick my ass on rails any day.

2nd, sarah (elasmoskichick) is MY girl, ya'll can look, but that beauty comes home to me

3rd, five0 you just make yourself easy to make fun of, same with bryan, and believe me, i could hold my own against mr. gallant. I wouldnt make him look like a total schoolgirl but i could show him some things.

im trying to avoid posting for awhile, but this is my thread, so i should say something.

And for all you k2skeepimpaholics, i will be back

But I ain't one ta gossip, so you ain't heard that from me.

chronic comes from a tree

it was put there for you to see

and was meant to be smoked by you

or me

if i had my little way

id smoke chronic everday

gettin high before i work

or play

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
 
ill def wanna see this skieer wannbe/ rappn and shyt like hes tryn to be me/ u rap like a girl/ y dont u be manly/ i woodn;t be surprised if use a motha of a faimily/

as i slip my dik outa yo moms cliteris/ she says ohh/

i say yo bich/ get off my shyt/ and quit thrown a hissy fit/ hold tyte and grip/ slurp and spit/ stewp in or step out/ gallant dont pout/

gettn dissed or dismissed by d-lites satisfacton/ fuk/ i cant help that yo moms got an attraction/

round 2/ shut up foo/ lern to rap/ go to skool/ i get a's in rapmatics/ flow faster than gregg mattix typing my shyt/ keepn legit/

yo zeal optics r the reel piss in my pance/ yo mom giv the lap dance/ i get happy in a trance/

sum a my shyt dont even make sense/ dont understand y u get eroused climbn a fence/

if u dogg on my gramma/ ize send u to the slamma/

faster than ull evr think/ 1,2 then u blink/ yo raps fukn stink/ get som soap/ quit fukn yo mom and stop ralln the coke/

i bet wen evr u get on stage yo show struk/

u start to thorw up/ cuz yo rymes r like diareah/

i even fuked yo mom in her brand new akia/ cood u believa/ i drop rymes like bombs on hiroshima/ havn a wet dreama/ u like those/ shown yo small dik for a pose/ crakn shyt/ till i spit/ these fukn mad tactics/ in fact/ i smoke yo mom a fat sak/ while she liks my but crack in the bak of the shak/

yo biach

GoRilla KillAz'
 
why you gotta talk about my mom?/shes been dead and gone/ i told you didnt have to drop that bomb on those japs/ now those jap are gonan jap you in the head/ you'll be lucky to be eating bread/ once their done you'll be sucking food throw a straw/ with you jaw/ all wired up like a jail si closed shut/ speaking of moms/ yours is a slut/ and shes got one fat ass stretched out butt/

anyways back on topic/ your the bitch/ that always has an itch in your pants/ too many ho's you been gettin jiggy wit/ now your genetalia is turning into a pit/ a pit of disease/ b/c you could even please/ please your girl/ even with the 2 finger swirl/ thats why your left with your dick in your hand/ man that aint no thats acan of spam/ trying to say shit dont make sense/ thats b/c it dont/you had too much toke/ now your a vegetable/ layin there on thwe operating table/ waiting for your lobotomy b/c you aint got shit for a brain/ your so dumb you go out naked in the freezing rain/

fuck this/ im done with this bitch/ he needs a penial implant/ b/c he wnats to use it a kickstand.

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|B|G|A|L|L|A|N|T|

|S|a|S| Films

Tenney Mtn Summer Ski Camp Info

Lightpole Ski Productions

Zeal Optics: Vision of the Future

Everyone Check This Out

My Own Website

My Other Website
 
d-lite your a fukin little bitch

God damn, d-lite, tell your boyfriend I said those lines was gay/

you yellin like a girl, he loves the way you play/all this is from the head dont tell me that i looked it, the dictionary opened on your mom's back while we cooked it Doggystyle, she likes it wild, too tried to smile

The army says ‘be all you can be’ but all you be ain’t nothing compared to me/ why the fuck your dirty ass be step on zeal, i dont see your sorry ass reppin on zeal/ and me and bryan you u mimic,because the flow is infinite/

The style is intracate/When we kill mc's we not

discriminite

Faggots on the microphone is not condoned/I throw stones and break clones like bones/

ME and my dawg bry send wack mcs back home/One shot from

the chrome,watch the knowledge leak all out your dome

hey d shit you get yo momma to write that for yea or is she busy bein a hoe to pay for ya/ you try to hit me back and i will second attack/ d lite prolly cant fight/ we know he cant write / prolly wants to bite on a big black prick/ or rub on a gay mans dick/

So who dared you to step to, the cream that's up in here/ me and bry be pulling more strings than a team of puppeteers/ you will be beggin for more when you hittin the floor from my lyrics that you can just not take anymore/ i think your a bore/ your mom is a whore/ when shes not busy she be beggin you for more when you come in the door/ the funny thing is that you will give it/ when your all done you will feel like you win it/

its funny how bry can play with all these cats and you are still standin at the plate not knowing how to use the bat/ LSP its where you need to be/ and the crazyiest crew is the 112/ brining beats to you on a platter with your meat to you/

now im not afraid of you or your shit that you threw/ your game is one im ready to slay.... hit him back bryan and show him how the big boys play.....

-Nick Iwanyhsyn

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Canada Represent

'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

'Hokey Pokey is one crazy song. When I was 5 in kindergarten I couldnt get those moves down. I think I was discouraged by my israeli background. They just laughed at me...'- mikee

 
just sticking up for the boys bryan...

-Nick Iwanyhsyn

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Canada Represent

'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

'Hokey Pokey is one crazy song. When I was 5 in kindergarten I couldnt get those moves down. I think I was discouraged by my israeli background. They just laughed at me...'- mikee

 
hey k2skierpimp need tips for 360, have you guys heard of armada?, what's a toxic grab?, how do you post a picture?, who's the hottest skier girl?

 
no d-lite needs to die... come on have you ever seen the guy? my god i about fell down laughing when i first saw him.

.:l[Tyler]l:.

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
 
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