k guys NEVER EVER try heroin

petek

petek

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i have chronic insomnia, i havent been able to sleep without medication since i experimented with it, where i smoked it, injected it, and snorted it. this was 2 months ago, nothing has changed, and my doctor says nothing will ever change, its just not worth it.

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'

Me- come here doggy

Karl-I dont think he understands english man

Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
 
ahah you snorted heroin. congrats on living.

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'

Benjamin Franklin.

 
but shooting up is the next new thing for the slopes..ever just wanna tap into your vien and shoot up on the lift and ski witha new high ;-)

NDSC
 
with a turkey baster.

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'

Benjamin Franklin.

 
i was pretty ripped beforehand too, and now i have a chemical imbalance in my brain that prevents my blood pressure from goin low, so i can sleep. I also jizz whenever i see a siamese cat.

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'

Me- come here doggy

Karl-I dont think he understands english man

Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
 
^you better believe it, once you take it in the ass with a turkey baster you're hooked, expensive habit i'll tell ya

Seize the carp
 
you snorted it? isnt that what happened to the girl in pulp fiction, who had to get stabbed with an injection into her or she would die?

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I promise I'll donate soon...
 
Opiates are fun

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stupid.

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I heard snorting herion isnt that fun anyway my friend says u just sit around and dont feel like moving much cuz youll throw up because your so dizzy and nauseated.

The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.

The Jews invented tornados.
 
Personally, I prefer the 'tough guy' shot:

1 shot of tequilla

1 lime wedge

1 pinch of salt

Directions:

1. Get a straw

2. Use straw to snort line of salt

3. squeeze lime wedge and spray juice in your eye

4. take tequilla shot

5. Optional... Get someone to kick you in the balls while you're having trouble seeing right after the shot.

Good times!

BOIOIOIOIOIOING!!!

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HAHAHA....Nicely put Natedawg. Why would you try that shit? My cousin is in jail for the rest of his life for selling heroin. It's a really cool thing to do.

Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Das ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make smores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons

 
lol natedogg, i was ripped beforehand, i think it was the last time i got seriously drunk. i wouldnt do it sober, as i said in another thread, bad things happen when i drink heavily

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'

Me- come here doggy

Karl-I dont think he understands english man

Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
 
that sucks man thats the drug i never wanna try..

I have never poured out beer, even to put out a grass fire-Hank Hill
 
wow... so none of you have seen requiem for a dream... that shit will make sure you NEVER event want to hear about heroin... and then youll want to kill yourself. insane movie.

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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'
 
ya seriously, why would u try that shit in the first place? i mean i love putting heroin on my cereal! NOT

HCC Represent- Crew Steeze *Long Live SMITH*

Ive got the magic sticks (skis)

'Snow is as beautiful as Madonna kissing Britney then Christina'
 
shit dude, i would never touch herion even if i was completely shitfaced and tripping. god, i saw requim for a dream and, even though i wouldnt have done herion before the, i will never do it now

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Representing the KPP
 
ok so whats the typ of high you get from harder drugs than weed> cuz besides weed all these other hard drugs seem to have some seriosly fucked up consequences? I just don't see the benefit of them

the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
 
I never understood why people took drugs like that. I meen like pot is cool and I'll take some shrooms every once in a while, but heroine and coke and shit is just stupid because you amke your life a living hell and they make you not want to kill yourself to end the living hell so it just goes on forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and you get the point...

On my way to goddom
 
PETE! Stupid stupid stupid... No more of that, damnit. I would never try that shit. Well, if I still have the frame of mind I do now

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
 
can you say stupid.

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smoke bud, it gets you high.

COC session E

'crowns are badass' - Itsbackfliptime.
 
No, I can't say stupid. But I can say Petek, and that's the new equivalent to stupid. From now on, I'm using the word Petek everytime I need to say 'stupid'. Heroin sucks kiddies, don't go near that shit.

'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos

There ain't nothin' like a champagne buzz, but then there ain't nothin' like a champagne hangover.

SFU, still better than UBC
 
heroin is fuckin' waste. i've had 3 friends addicted, dealing, get busted blah blah blah. it's not cool and if you say oh yeah try that shit, you're just a waste of skin. heroin is stupid. when your dad tells you that he doesn't care if you die but he's sending you to rehab b/c your mom'll get mad, that's pathetic. heroin is not cool. pot maybe is ok, but damn the rest of you need to get a life.

 
ill join ya jib_this... fuckin petek petek.

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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'
 
i'd be kinda funny to be walking down east hastings, and then see some kid wearing a skiing-related t-shirt shooting up and begging for cash to eat/buy more drugs with. We could be like 'hey there's that Petek idiot. What a Petek idiot'

'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos

There ain't nothin' like a champagne buzz, but then there ain't nothin' like a champagne hangover.

SFU, still better than UBC
 
petik isnt lookinf for answers like : your so stupid, and why did you do heroin? cus thats not what the point of this thread is, all he is saying is not to do heroin.

COC sesh E
 
How come there are so many drug fucked skiers over there?

I don't see why there should be a connection, aside from perhaps money.

Then again you don't really need to be really well off to be able to ski over there do you?

Shit I have no idea.

Heroin, what the fuck were you thinking!

 
strange. i saw my friend marc today at his most lucid ever perhaps. he has been on and off the needle for about 10 years, and right now is completely filled with the shit. strange what it takes to make zombies smile and laugh

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
Swamp Song

My warning meant nothing. You're dancing in quicksand. Why don't you watch where you're wandering? Why don't you watch where you're stumbling? You're wading knee deep and going in. And you may never come back again. This bog is thick and easy to get lost in when you're a stupid, dumb ass, belligerent fucker. I hope it sucks you down. Wander in and wandering. No one even invited you in. But still you stumble in stumbling. So suffocate or get out while you can. No one told you to come. I hope it sucks you down.

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if you're serious about shooting it then i have lost all respect for you that i ever had. anybody that sticks a needle in their own arm just to get high is a fuking waste of life

'Fuck that song. I don't even like that song. That songs for the ladies......FUCK THEM! You know what I'm gonna do instead of that song? ANOTHER SONG!'

-Dave Grohl, Foo Fighters
 
that is fucking disguisting in requim for a dream when the guy shoots into his arm and there is a massive hole from all the injections and infections... fucking gross

What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
 
anybody ever injected alchohol, its your blood alchohol level that does it, so your set for the night

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can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

 
in vancouver they just opened an enjection site right?? i read it on cnn online. you can go inject your drugs safely.

dlite/ / heron is just as naturl\ as coke.

yea but this place in canada is so people dont steal the needles from hospitals and base with puddle water.

and u could use a turkey baster to shoot up, it doesnt mean u have more h-bomb it means u would have more water. fools.

and just because you got a chemical imbalance from snorting, shooting, and smoking it doesnt mean that everyone will. infact ur retarted for doing all of those. just shoot it once, and dont do it in the next week and ur all set.

I'll cum harder than R.Kelly at chucky cheeze.

I'll take out your 'left eye' like TLC.

DALES DEAD!

That shit fucks you up....like percaset
 
i dont give a shit if ppl think i'm stupid, i proved plenty of times on almost every political thread that i have some intelligence. I have no control overmyself when i drink too much, i have seriously gotten drunk 3 times...

One time i got into a huge ass fight, almost strangled someone to death just for him saying that i did a lousy job on the provincial playoff game. He had to go to the hopsital, and some1 had to give him CPR, but since it was almost all football clique, i never got turned in

the 2nd time i hooked up with my best friends girlfriend...the worst thing i ever did

The 3rd time was this...so what i'm also sayin is that also drink responsibly, i used to think shit like this couldnt really happen to me, and it did.

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'

Me- come here doggy

Karl-I dont think he understands english man

Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
 
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