Justin Bieber is coming to my city tomorrow.

bring a straw. bring paper. shoot spit wads.

they are just too accurate, and imagine getting a wad in his eye...and having it put on youtube

you could be famous.

"beiber gets a wad to the eye"
 
poop in a bottle crack it, and throw it at him. all carefully constructed to rupture on impact. rendering the target covered in fecal matter?
 
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he came to my town and was such an asshole

he managed to get himself kicked out of walmart, and he was like "omg do u know who i am" and the manager was like "ya, get out"

he was a dick to everyone at the mall

and at the movies he tried to get the people working at the theater to bring him soda/popcorn during the movie, like to his seat

and theres the fact that hes justin bieber, which is like worse than all of those combined
 
hide plastic explosive in their jackets and then detonate them at the concert, I know its your mom and all but at least she would die for a good cause.
 
no car. i live on the 10th floor at my res. but i'll go to the 14th floor, so i dont have to pay the damage fee
 
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