Just woke up to roommate fingering girl in front of my face

[D-Rex]

Shoulda been like "did you get those warts on your dick you told me about checked out yet" then played it off like you didn't know she was there.

 

[Peter.]

sweet 2 year bump

 

[Hannah.]

haha well its college season

and yeah that will happen its college, ive woken up many times to my roommates having sex...

 

[Malcolm]

"I leave, making surenot to look in their direction, grabbing various random items that could bework. Which brings me to now."

hahahaha best possible thing you couldve done

 

[fupaface]

if i was in that situation i would have just started wacking off as loud as i could and making grunting noises.

 

[KarmaInitiative]

thought a devils threesome was 3 chicks

 

[7-11_Slurpee]

If it was jibberish he deserves a friendly punch to the face.

 

[LO_GO]

wtf i would of been pissed haha

 

[tommyp1ckles]

haha ...i lol'd

 

[SteezyOhio]

 

[Charles.]

very true especially since you said she lays in your bed sometimes

 

[Brock.]

You know what would be alpha douchbaggary???
if you shouted from someplace out of sight in the hall: "hey, i think you left your herpes cream in the washroom if you where looking for it earlier!!!"

 

[Totes_Magotes]

So you like eating only one sausage for breakfast?