Just woke up to roommate fingering girl in front of my face

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StartFragmentOkay, so I’m not great at telling stories, but I am going togive this a good try. My roommate, this girl and I are all watching season 2 ofthe Office and having a good old time (best show ever). I am lying in my bed;my roommate and this girl are lying in his bed.It is important to note that in on way was I trying to cockblock my roommate. This girl always comes over to watch the Office and alwayslies in either his or my bed. It is also important to notice that they had beendrinking earlier in the night.Back to the story… Being terribly sleep deprived these lastfew days, my eyes began to become heavy. I know what you are going to say “howcould you possibly fall asleep during the office?” I know; I’m ashamed. So, asI start to drift off, I hear a sound. Extremely confused and still dazed, I open my eyes and seewhat appears to be my roommate figuring this girl (under covers). I hear thesound again… moaning. I am a deer in the headlights. What the fuck do I do?Amazed that I hadn’t yelled or reacted in any physical way,I started to wonder how I should act. I didn’t want to be a cock block/ I wanted to get the fuck out of thereas fast as humanly fucking possible. I decided that the best course of actionwould be to pretend to wake up (loudly as to get noticed) and be like “I’mgoing to go to the common room to get some work done.” It may have not thesmoothest thing I could have done, but I’m fucking tired. I leave, making surenot to look in their direction, grabbing various random items that could bework. Which brings me to now.Why bother to post this? I’m sexialed, thought its kindafunny, nothing better to do, wanted to improve my writing skills, wanted to getother thoughts on the subject, and after being so rudely waken up I am notlonger tired.Moral of the story: Don’t fall asleep when watching theOffice or God will punish you.EndFragment
 
hmmmm. thats like beating it while youre room mate is there its kinda asking to get caught but you did the right thing.
 
haha funny story that is sorta similar. me and my friend drove to william and mary to pick up my friend and drive to va tech. we picked him up and as soon as we got in the car he says "oh hey I forgot something" so we walk back to his dorm, which he had left a mere 2 minutes ago. he walks in the door, does an immediate 180 and closes the door.

apparently his roommate was buck naked beating off. I guess he REALLY had to release the pressure haha.
 
that's dorm life for ya, just gotta deal with it and do your best to avoid cock blocks and emotional scarring.
 
hahah kinda reminds me of something similar that happened to me

so me and a few friends go to thunder in the valley (aka big fucking fireworks show a hour from where i live) so we go we watch we live

on the way back im in the back of the car with my friend driving his girlfriend shotgun and me and my girlfriend in the back

so me and my girlfriend fall asleep as soon as we get in the car lol

so like half hour into the drive i wake up and im sitting behind shotgun and i see his girlfrineds hand reaching over to my friend right and im like wtf? i figure whatever and go back to sleep like ten minutes later i wake up again and we are going through a small town and as one of the streetlamps shines light into the car i see she is jacking him off as he drives lmfao

so im like trying to keep from laughing and eventually i just cant hold it in and just start laughing aloud

he looks back her hand shoots back and he trys to do up his pants and almost goes into the ditch

funniest thing i have ever experienced
 
Tip for your writing, stopdoingthis.

Learn to use the space bar and to proofread your work. But yeh seems like that girl woulda prolly been down for that to have happened whether it was at your roomates hands or yours.
 
dude who cares. I had a triple my freshman year. Shit like that would happen all the time. Just go back to sleep.
 
that would piss me off. i'd find it so annoying if my roommate just started doing that shit with me right there. at least ask me to leave, i'd understand.
 
i woke up to my buddy fuckin this girl real hard in his bed, she was moaning and crying. Then i heard the nut slap. I was a good roomie, and i rolled over and congratulated him on the good work in the morning.
 
haha, I was just talking to the girl. I was talking about how I was just about to take a nap. convo went like this:
me: I should probably set my alarm so that I don't miss work (i pull out my phone)
her: what you going to set the alarm to? (meaning what song/ tone)
me: this one (I play this kinda soft song)
her: how the hell are you going to wake up to that?
me: i'm a really light sleeper, i wake up to almost anything

silent

her: i got some HW
 
it's not gay, it's college

obviously not the 3-some of choice, but it's not uncommon at all for a guy and one of his boys to beat up a chick.
 
looks like i am the only one with you on this. Sure i would prefer a 3 sum with two girls, but that doesn't mean i would pass on an opportunity to eiffel (sp?) tower or roast some broad
 
my friend did that at a sleep over once i was traumatized the best way to do it is to say "was it good for you to?" when they are done
 
woow what a shitty ass position. i just would of booked asap. are you gonna say anything to your roommate? hes probably got aids or somethin now.
 
that nothing what i did in 7 and 8 grade. Me and my friends would hook up with chicks on the same couch every weekend
 
i keep lotion next to my bed for times like that.

JUST KIDDING>

I have never had a roomie with enough game to get a girl, so I don;t know what i would have done. probably roled over and went to sleep, then make it really awkward in the mornign for fun.
 
thats like a time i was on a bus ride to boston and i gave this girl my sweatshirt. And it got cold and late and i wanted it back so i went to were she was sitting with this guy and my sweatshirt was on his lap and wihtout thinking I snatched it only to find a snake. So yea she was whacking him off and my innocent sweatshirt was the cover.
 
woah that blows. a couple weeks ago my roomate, her bf and I were all watching a movie and I fell asleep (yeah, bad idea, but it was late and its my room too damnit) and i don't know how much later, but I wake up to moaning and sex noises. Now, it's not like I can leave or anything because we live in the basement of this house and it's like 4:30 or something, so I have no excuse, and I'm on the bottom bed (as opposed to the loft where they are). I mean it's not like i haven't dealt with the same situation before, it just sucks trying to fall asleep to that or getting so agitated that you have to drop some kind of hint that you're still in the room.
 
haha yeah i've fingered a girl on my lap in a car with 5 other kids in the car, and they all found out... it was pretty obvious but i was too high to care, but it made shit real awk.

 
haha you should have gotten up given him a high five then walked out, he would have been totally speechless, i mean come on what do you do if you were him in that situation
 
ya I would've

a) yelled "that's my boyyy! (dog barks x3)

b) made it obvious I was still sleeping in the bed next to them

or

c) threw something at him/her
 
haha dude i hungout wit a bunch of frends 4 guys and 3 girls and we all blazed up

and then we went into a tent at 4 in the morning and everyone l ike jus lied down and talked

and i fingered my girl and nobody notice, we were all so fucking blazed lol
 
what would be justification to whip your member out and do your part.

Also, how did you misspell so much when the new NS has spellcheck?
 
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