just to make kevin mad

Brit1275

Brit1275

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sorry about this. normally i would give someone (like kevin or rowen) total shit for posting SUCH a pointless thread in here (which is why we have the most) but I thought this was quite amusing. I fall under each one!

Below are 15 ways to find out if you are a Subaru Junkie:

1. You're knees tremble every time you see a Brat.

2. You're hands sweat whenever you think about going anywhere.

3. You start defending your Subaru like it were your mother.

4. You spend more time with your Subaru than with your wife.

5. You take pictures of Subaru's for no apparent reason.

6. When you drive to the store, you find yourself taking a detour through the forest.

7. You check every single Subaru page expecting it to change, but it doesn't.

8. You form a Subaru Club :)

9. You end up pestering some complete stranger, trying to buy his BRAT from him.

10. You look at every Subaru that passes you on the road waving just to hear the horn honk.

11. You stop at every dealer that has a Subaru expecting him to give it to you for being such a Subaru fan.

12. You sell your last quart of blood to buy off-road lights.

13. You drive your suby, admire it, drive it, admire it.

14. You use the word 'Subaru' more than any other word in the dictionary.

15. You drop everything your doing to watch a Subaru commercial and laugh even if you have seen it 20 times before.

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be aware, ski with care
 
wow, i dont like subaruse except the wrx impreza. they are middle aged woman cars.... and for short peopel who dont ski

Davis a Little: ive nvr hit a box serously

A2Planker: haha

Davis a Little: i just get to the middle and stop then start rappn
 
tom has no car. no cars are for people who kiss men, hug men, and hold hands with men. they also have cute little kid pudgy cheeks. tom has to get rides to the mountain. wouldn't need a ride if ya had a subaru. oh yeah, he has pervert curly dark hair too

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be aware, ski with care
 
rat

i get a 1992 honda... but its still a pussy car cus its automatic

Davis a Little: ive nvr hit a box serously

A2Planker: haha

Davis a Little: i just get to the middle and stop then start rappn
 
^^^^ HAH!

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Have YOU ever had a bloody tampon in your mouth? Well let me tell ya, it ain't good times.

How many girls called you last night? zero. How many girls called you tonight? zero. heh, well, you know what they say son? zero plus zero equals FAG!!

1080s are easy. any half retarded baby licker could strap on a pair of fag sticks and spin around. if you want to do something that requires skill, why dont you faggots take up backcountry pogosticking.

~mommy~
 
yeah....where'd this whole rat tail thing come about? i've never had a rat tail. my hair's always just been long messy blond stuff. now it's all cut off and homosexual-like. but no rat tail. ima grow a mustache in mexico though. we can be pervert buddies tom. go checkin out the 12 yr olds and the grade schools!

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be aware, ski with care
 
nothing about a rat tail, you just look like a rat sean

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Have YOU ever had a bloody tampon in your mouth? Well let me tell ya, it ain't good times.

How many girls called you last night? zero. How many girls called you tonight? zero. heh, well, you know what they say son? zero plus zero equals FAG!!

1080s are easy. any half retarded baby licker could strap on a pair of fag sticks and spin around. if you want to do something that requires skill, why dont you faggots take up backcountry pogosticking.

~mommy~
 
i said you had a rat tail a long time ago. not it has evolved into you looking like a rat sean. and by the way this IS the gayest thread ever and was posted bye they gayest homosexual alive.

'he has pervert curly dark hair too' that was pretty funny though.

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*Kevin Lee

official NS albino
 
man i cant grow no mustache, maybe in a few years. i think i might grow my perverted hair into dreads for a while...

Davis a Little: ive nvr hit a box serously

A2Planker: haha

Davis a Little: i just get to the middle and stop then start rappn
 
dreads or a birds nest?

''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
 
i'm growing a mustache over teh summer. . . i had one in school but dear old mother found it offensive at my age

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If humans and dolphins are the only mammals on the earth that have sex for pleasure, do dolphins masturbate themselves like humans do?

Man is not what he thinks he is but what he thinks...he is ~ Elrond Hubbard

Proud Member of the Issy Freeride Team

www.IssyFreeriders.com
 
actually im probably not gonna do dreads, but i might... hard choiece

Davis a Little: ive nvr hit a box serously

A2Planker: haha

Davis a Little: i just get to the middle and stop then start rappn
 
what's the point of dreads? it's matted hair. seems like mostly the hippie type have it, which is kinda contradictal (word?) because they are ONLY for the image. they are harder to keep and maintain than not matted hair.

and i put this thread cause it was funny, and i was gonna post my hoodie contest pics in here, but went to bed. i'm going to bed tonight to, so i'll post em tomorrow.

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be aware, ski with care
 
Don't do dreads. . i was thinking aobut it, but as in above post, tey're hard to maintain, and they don't every look like you want them too

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If humans and dolphins are the only mammals on the earth that have sex for pleasure, do dolphins masturbate themselves like humans do?

Man is not what he thinks he is but what he thinks...he is ~ Elrond Hubbard

Proud Member of the Issy Freeride Team

www.IssyFreeriders.com
 
go for a magic Mullet

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^Rowen^

Why?

'You're watching the Family Learning Channel. And now, angry ticks will fire out from my nipples.'

- Excerpt from Rejected, a movie by Don Hertzfeldt
 
mullets look so gay. . i don't know why nyone likes them honestly

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If humans and dolphins are the only mammals on the earth that have sex for pleasure, do dolphins masturbate themselves like humans do?

Man is not what he thinks he is but what he thinks...he is ~ Elrond Hubbard

Proud Member of the Issy Freeride Team

www.IssyFreeriders.com
 
mullets, not just a hairstyle, but a lifestyle...

no mullet, and if dreads are hard to maintain, then fuck that. i just wanted somehting different for the summer

Davis a Little: ive nvr hit a box serously

A2Planker: haha

Davis a Little: i just get to the middle and stop then start rappn
 
no, mohawk.

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^Rowen^

Why?

'You're watching the Family Learning Channel. And now, angry ticks will fire out from my nipples.'

- Excerpt from Rejected, a movie by Don Hertzfeldt
 
sean's back motha fuckas! But hopefully off to pullman tomorrow....mothafuckas! my pics are in the contest now, but i got jipped cause most people already voted. BOOOO! the last one is best anyways. except my red one!

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be aware, ski with care
 
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