Just had some trick or treaters

Kevo

Kevo

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Who the hell goes trick or treating with a two year old in a neighborhood made populated 100% by college students? We heard a knock at the door so we instantly say "Come in" thinking it is a friend or something, without the thought of trick or treaters even crossing our minds. Then all the sudden I hear a voice that sounds like Ike from Southpark and there is a two year old mexican kid and his mom in the doorway who don't speak a word of English other than "tic or teat". We look for several minutes for some kind of candy. There is none in the house. I let one of my roommates who is super high deal with it.

He thinks for a minute and then gives the kid a hammer, telling the little boy that it is "the gift that keeps on giving".
 
well hes mexican so that explains alot, but youd think he'd be celebrating cinco de mayo instead. the hammer worked well for him now he wont have to buy one at home depot in a couple years
 
Your friend is pretty generous. I'd tell the little kid to go to hell before I gave him my hammer. But then again, I use it every day and it cost me $50.
 
After we shut the lights off, i heard a knock at the door and get up. Its this 3 year old chinese kid. I was like u know what dude, im about to hook u up right now. I got my candy and just gave the kid like 3 huuuge handfuls of candy. His eyes got huge and he was just like oh my god! and ran away haha.
 
some mexican family went to saw 3 tonight with a baby and a 4 year old and a 6 y/old they walked out within 2 minutes of the start
 
hahah kids get fucking scared

i was walking to my friends house with an other firned, and there were two kids and they like ran away from us, and we werent wearing anything scary or even a costume
 
i had a bunch of really freaky goth type kids from my school come to my door, and i told them to hold on just one second while i went searching for razor blades
 
Fuck be nice to little kids...

just because you ski doesn't mean you have to sell your soul to satan...

I fucking hated people who didn't hand out candy, or said stuff like "I don't support commercial halloween", their houses got trashed
 
^ I did, but my lawyer managed to get me a sub-claus which saved my soul, and stopped me becoming a wigger.
 
YES I'M MICHAEL JACKSON

holy shit it took you guys ages to notice!

but after that 'molesting children' fiasco it's so hard to get a sponsor
 
Some kid came to my house when I was in my front yard with like 20+ people and got clowned, and we chased down a round little arab kid and robbed him of his candy.. so much happened last night
 
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