Just got friend zoned.

Ya, most women don't want to feel like sluts and will tease 2-3 dudes for every 1 dude they let fuck them.

(But they want the attention of all 4...and none of the 4 might be BF material to them either just because you bang a girl doesn't mean she is yours and will return your calls/texts going forward.)

For every 10 dudes they go on dates with and lead on one might become their BF. With 2-3 hitting that pussy. And 7 or 8 whining about being friend zoned.

 
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I know the feeling. It sucks so much especially if you like the person to the point that you dont want in her pants... Happened to me a month ago kind of. Now shes dating some assholr kid, and I havent talked to her since but I still like her..
 
join the club, man, population: almost all of us at one point or another.

it sucks right now, but time cures all things.
 
been fucking there man, actually the same exact thing happened to me last week haha. I started hanging out with this girl maybe four or five weeks ago, and things were going well, so I asked her out like 3 weeks ago and she said yes (very enthusiastically). things went well for the next two weeks, no fighting, drama, etc. Next thing I know, last wednesday on the way to the ski shop with my buddy, she called me and was just like "I don't really want a boyfriend right now, you're a great guy, I still want to be friends..." all that normal bullshit, and her reasoning for breaking up was that she didn't like me more than a friend or something. If that was the case, then why say yes to go out? I dunno man, girls are tricky creatures to understand sometimes haha, but the good thing is that there is always someone better
 
Wouldn't you rather find out now instead of wasting your time? The relationship would have been fine for a while, but then it would have declined.
 
Be alpha as fuck, pee in her dads butt, then you win, she will immediately hop on your ramrod
 
here we go again, another girl finds a guy unattractive, can't come out and say "i find you unattractive," so instead she tells him she just wants to be friends, and the guy doesn't get it.
 
nothing makes a girl more furiously mad then a boy not giving her the time of day, i am NOT saying be an asshole but lay off and do your own thing and let her do hers, and if things go right you will hop out of the friend zone
 
so i break up with my gfwhile we're broken up a guy who is forever friendzoned tries as hard as he can to get with her

and it doens't work

i come back and get together with my gf a month or two later. boom it's dope right

well i ask about this.

he's too nice

therefore you must be a douche. nice guys never win this game, after she is on your dick, then you show her your nice sensitive side and will never have to be a douche again. it's just a facade a nice guy can play to get a super hot chill gal

boom i win

follow this simple advice and you shall win too. good luck tool, might wanna throw this tip in ur toolbag

TOOL
 
see i never make these threads.

because every girl wants my dick.

but check out my up-and-coming thread "how to construct a razor-wire fence to keep all these sluts off my goddamn property"

#fuckthepolice
 
Ye being a douche can work wonders. There was this girl who was trying to annoy me cause I wouldn't tell her who gave me a hickey. I say alright I'll play and just become a massive douchebag to her until she stops. I had a grand old time literally calling her a bitch, foiling her retarded plots, stealing her shit and just generally being a dick. A week later we fuck.
 
I remember my first experience with the friend zone...

When I was a wee lad, I made the mistake of starting to become attracted to my best friend. I asked her out and she said, "I don't think that's a good idea. I don't want to ruin our friendship." Guess what? I grabbed that bitch, said fuck it, and kissed her. To make a long story short...she slapped me in the face and said she didn't want to talk to me again. Fuck.

Naaahhhh just kidding. She's still my best friend, but now we live together and bang on the regz, yo. Friend zone BUSTED.
 
your dick thinks you look so much like a girl and the fact that you always touch but never kiss it probably thinks it has been friendzoned by you

that doesnt make sense, i know
 
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