Just got drug tested.

[Lolocaust.]

My parents accused me of smoking Meth. Im 15. Told them to drug test me. I passed. Anyways I was going to take a piss in the cup and I couldnt. It took me like 10 minutes haha. Coolstorybro.

 

[GayWolf420]

Who the fuck accuses their child of smoking meth?

 

[RubberSoul]

id assume you were kidding but a lot of people do have batshit crazy parents.. meth huh

 

[E.C.]

your parents thought you on meth for what reason?

do you have anger issues or soething?

 

[malonius_funk]

sounds like you have more important things to deal with other than making this pointless thread on NS, like maybe dealing with the whole parent/meth situation, just throwing that out there

 

[cwillygood]

your parents might be on meth..just saying

 

[SkiThe603]

you are either a huge fuck up or your parents are retards, or both, probably both

 

[buddychaps]

My theory is that you actually smoke meth

 

[Arabian.]

Are you skinny, hyperactive, unclean, twitchy, and hallucinating?
Well then you're probably just a normal teen lol.

 

[Lolocaust.]

Well the reason why I was accused of meth is because some dickhead went on my Facebook and told everyone im selling, using, and dealing narcotics. (And Meth). My cousin saw and told my stepmom. My stepmom is in a divorce with my dad and she was going to use the Facebook incident in order to help her win custody of my little brothers. And to keep me away from them. Shes a fucking worthless slut. I hate her... Anyways I dont do Meth and the reason why I went and got tested is to prove her wrong if she tries to use it in court.

 

[Winston_Smith]

if you ever need urine just give me a call

 

[You-Japanese-dog]

haha my parents accused me of smoking weed because they found one of my friends cigars lol they thought it was a joint

i told them to drug test me but they didnt

 

[malonius_funk]

your step mom sounds like a.....

 

[Lolocaust.]

Dirty Cunt? Yeah. Im stuffing a banana in her exhaust this weekend to release my teenage angst. Hahaha. Thattl show her.

 

[RudyGarmisch]

So what drugs are you on.

 

[CluckaChuck]

hahahaahahah mad fucking props

 

[garrettwiz]

cock

 

[bluehouseskis]

Um no it won't. That'll just cost you car repair bills.

 

[SeanTom]

 

[cwillygood]

banana in her exhaust haha

 

[MNS]

just saying, you post a ridiculous amount

 

[Lolocaust.]

Um yes it will. i dont live with her and she wouldnt know it was me.

 

[SCB_]

that a boy!

 

[jamers]

dude, nah put a potato in! thats way better than a bannana

 

[Lolocaust.]

Yessirr. Im gonna film it and the reaction of said prank.

 

[Lolocaust.]

Yessirr. Im gonna film it and the reaction of said prank.

 

[ISellMeth]

Then post for our enjoyment?

 

[soulskier]

how does one pass a drug test? i suppose it depends on what you're reasons are

 

[soulskier]

*your, seriously man. get your shit together

 

[Dylan_]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[.frenchy]

Hahahha your parents must really love you.. haha jokes, your stepmom sounds like a bitch.

 

[Rockhound]

cunt

 

[bluehouseskis]

oh thier ya go.

Still not very nice.

 

[artfullydodged]

great icon.

Why do your parents think youre smoking meth? that might be the most ridiculous accusation i've ever heard.

 

[Davy.Crockett]

god i though that was going to be really dirty

 

[Mr.DarthVader]

My momy loves me

 

[yeahno]

this is funny shit

 

[Afeld]

picture semi-realted

 

[monkatizer]

WOW. thats a bit complicated, what a dick cousin!

 

[spoNge]

post a video

 

[garrettdini]

HHHHAAAAAWWWWWWTTTT.

 

[ndye]

Parents these days, someone says you are doing meth, and suddenly they ask you if you are doing meth.

 

[Lolocaust.]

there shall be a Video.

 

[S.C]

you must be a pretty messed up child if your rents think you're on meth...

 

[POHTAYDO]

I know a kid whos parents drug test him every day when he comes home. No joke.

 

[Lolocaust.]

Read the fucking quotes and description bro.

 

[skier_boy26]

don't say no, say no thank you

 

[Balto]

drug test them back

set it up so they fail

give test to boss

get parents fired

see who has last laugh

 

[bluehouseskis]

.

 

[Lolocaust.]

.

 

[Sam.Carson]

hahah thats funny. way to rub it in your parents face cause thats exactly what i would do if they accused me of something i didnt do. congrats on passing it though