I woke up in the middle of the night and started writing. this is what came out:
Isnt it funny that (illusionsdelusionsdisissusions)
can seem so clear
revel in the image
like a pig in a blanket
we think we're in love when all we do is wank it
you can apply it to allsorts of things
Religion, faith, or lack thereof
TIme, seems theres never enough
we all tend to agree that life's pretty rough
so we surround ourselves in a plethora of stuff
The substance of our lives, little more than some fluff
so get married
take a pure girls cherry
thatll prove youre really tough
this is your life now, take good care of your wife
try to avoid the pain and strife
Hope she doesnt cut it off at night with a knife
but i digress
and now i've forgot the rest
overcome with visions of big sweet breasts
Oh look! another test!
better do my best, Dont want God to get pissed
Should rinse my mouth with ListerineTM Swish swish
Want to be sure when I swim with the fish
I am granted THE ONE BIG WISH
That my soul doesnt burn, that it's given endless bliss
but i know He'd say "You cant just wish,
You must earn your place within heavens gate"
"But mistah! mistah! what about a thing called fate?"
"Were you ever Human, can you really relate?"
I want to swing in cargo net
and God's just a baby and the diaper is wet
All around the world, we're covered in shit, some things ive seen
ill never forget
Addicted to comfort
i truly regret
"pffft!" whoops, was that a fart
gotta make like hair,
and part
P.S. What if god is gay and all he wants to do is fuck me when i get there?
Courtesy of a 3am flash
Shawn.
Isnt it funny that (illusionsdelusionsdisissusions)
can seem so clear
revel in the image
like a pig in a blanket
we think we're in love when all we do is wank it
you can apply it to allsorts of things
Religion, faith, or lack thereof
TIme, seems theres never enough
we all tend to agree that life's pretty rough
so we surround ourselves in a plethora of stuff
The substance of our lives, little more than some fluff
so get married
take a pure girls cherry
thatll prove youre really tough
this is your life now, take good care of your wife
try to avoid the pain and strife
Hope she doesnt cut it off at night with a knife
but i digress
and now i've forgot the rest
overcome with visions of big sweet breasts
Oh look! another test!
better do my best, Dont want God to get pissed
Should rinse my mouth with ListerineTM Swish swish
Want to be sure when I swim with the fish
I am granted THE ONE BIG WISH
That my soul doesnt burn, that it's given endless bliss
but i know He'd say "You cant just wish,
You must earn your place within heavens gate"
"But mistah! mistah! what about a thing called fate?"
"Were you ever Human, can you really relate?"
I want to swing in cargo net
and God's just a baby and the diaper is wet
All around the world, we're covered in shit, some things ive seen
ill never forget
Addicted to comfort
i truly regret
"pffft!" whoops, was that a fart
gotta make like hair,
and part
P.S. What if god is gay and all he wants to do is fuck me when i get there?
Courtesy of a 3am flash
Shawn.