Just brought a stripper back home...

Yeezus

Yeezus

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...to my friends place & I'm undecided as to whether just say fuck it (pun intended) or just make her go home (after she gives me free lap dances). She's a good time but rather intrigued with the taxidermy & I don't think any of us want that missing in the morning. She's taking a steam shower right now so this is it...

I'm saving hoes one stripper at a time & at least I know I'll end up in heaven for this.
 
Making this thread with that title, and including no pictures is just insulting to all of us.
 
No worries guys I'm steps ahead with my t3i that's come in clutch. Took these like an hour ago.

& I'm blocking out faces to protect everyone involved just incase shit goes down the shitter.

stripper

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friend who was at strip club w me just chillen in the steamer

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a nice lil bobcat hangin on the wallio.

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I don't have much money, but all the money I make I give away to Charity.

Its a funny name for a stripper but she works hard for it.

 
So? Dude strippers are like stray dogs, they try their hardest to come inside but theyre best left to roam the streets as you never know what type of shit they're carrying be it a disease or a shank. Also usually your friend usually has to leave when you bring a girl home- just sayin. Llifestyle photo shoots in the shower are... Well... Not a heterosexual thing to do FYI. I do believe that somebody got banged tho, and I bet the stripper took some nice pics for you boys so that's cool. Sounds like fun OP. Neat story.
 
op had secks with stripper and soon after havin secks reelizez she is the devil and now the devil is inside him or her and then the devil is due

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they predicted it. we didnt belive them, they were rite
 
uhm in no way was I trying to make a classic thread. If i wanted to make a classic thread I would have made a classic thread.

so what ended up happening last night: she came back down stairs & her & my friend who was at the strip club with me started drinking. I didn't join in because I don't drink. Like 30 minutes later two other girls came over that we're friends with (we had been planning on them coming over after the strip club).

so my friend & the stripper then decided that they'd go into the hot tub. At the moment I didn't want to go because it's outside & I didn't wanna freeze getting out. But then the other girls wanted to go so I just said fuck it & went. The hot tub has one rule though; you can only go in naked.

we're in there & my friend & the stripper are still sippin on a beer & they were hittin it off since they were both moderately drunk. That's when I decided that I am not going to pursue her & just let my friend put in work. A couple minutes later they started hooking up. One of the girls that we had over was a girl I've had over numerous times & fucked almost every time she was so we decided to leave them in there & do their thing.

Anyways, we left the hot tub & I ended up fucking this girl. But this is where it got interesting with my friend & the stripper. Well not really interesting but just odd. What I'll be saying now is all that he told me. They were in bed together & it was pretty obvious that they were going to fuck, & he asked her "are you clean?" Supposedly she was stuttering & pausing & said that she is clean. They ended up fucking but he for some unapparent reason didn't use a condom. He said after that they passed out & went to bed.

Fast forward to the morning. We wake up & she was missing. We're assuming she just left because she wanted to. & my friend is going to go get himself tested for a std's too haha.

I'm glad I didn't go full pop on her but this saga doesn't end. We're going back next monday & this time we're going to try to bring two back.
 
Bareback her. Condoms don't really do anything. They're like seat belts. Just something useless to try and make your life boring.
 
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