Just a parent rant. nothing big.

I-Ski-AK

I-Ski-AK

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Aight this is my reason for posting this in my own little world here....

Monday, first day back from break, got drunk...drove home PERFECTLY SOBER(wlak the line touch the nose and everything). parents smelt me like a fucking DOG. after i had showered and brushed my teeth, they "KNEW" i was drunk...when i could say the alphabet backwards while jumping rope...

SO they took my car...my skis...and if you would be oh so kind to go look at the Alyeska Resort page and check out the last 6 days...they have been getting DUMPED ON...they wont let me go ski tonight as i planned, tomorrow as i planned, OR SATURDAY OR SUNDAY...sorry for wasting yer time...im just pissed...

dont hate...

 
You can recite the alphabet backwards? Your parents made you do it while jumping rope? Hahahaha...
 
my thoughts exactly and btw why are there so many of these ghey threads as of late?
 
Man by knuckling under you pretty much just confirmed your parents' suspicion that you drank.

Think about iot if you were out with some friends not drinking, came home and your parents tried to punish you for drinking you'd think they were insane and call them out on it. I would've screamed shouted and fought it for them being the retard's they are for groudnlessly thinking you'd drank.

Lyings always a dumb move but if your going to do it at least put yourself in the right mindset for it so you can play it off right.
 
i wasnt drunk, i sobered up WAYYYYYYY before i went home like 3 hours before hand...they said i smelt like beer, when in fact i drank vodka...im not 21. and dont give me shit for underage drinking, you did it too. AND i did call them out.

things have mellowed out tho, i get to go ski tomorrow. saturday and sunday. GOLDEN
 
yeah man my gf was pissed at me for blazing at a party (i did) and i knew none ofmy buddies would rat me out or even talk about it around her. apparently she "had a hunch". but still, just gotta bitch about it as if you are telling the truth. first convince yourself, then convice others. then remember that bitch who gave you a handy while you were ripped. but dont tell anyone, just rot inside.
 
"Monday, first day back from break, got drunk...drove home PERFECTLY SOBER"

Uhh, how long did you actually wait? You're an idiot for drinking and not crashing somewhere instead of driving home. Or getting a DD. Aaaaaaannnnddd you got off the hook and are able to ski. Be glad you didn't hurt yourself or someone else.
 
hahahah this man knows what's up. once you convince yourself you are not lying (even though you are) you are pretty much golden. as long as you don't have a soul you will be set. it works for me all the time.
 
Yo, I can't even recite the alphabet backwards when sober. Why the fuck would they make you do that if they thought you were drunk?
 
It's not a thing about being able to do it easily. There's no law against being stupid, it's a mental task, if they notice you're really struggling to think of the letters, or you're slurring them, or anything like that they'll know you've been drinking.
 
got drunk around 4...yeahhh was an eearly start....went home around 10...now...with only 9 shooters of JDs. and 2 beers...i would have been sober. i will never drive drunk again. my uncle was a Desg. Driver. and was killed by a DRUNK driver. i dont drink much anyhow...

end thread, i get to ski again. and i got my car back. thanks for not TO much hate.
 
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