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Hey, dogs, what's up? Don't call me stupid, cause I just started this whole newschool deal, since mainly I surf, but anyhow, how do you differentiate between the kinds of jumps? (For example, tombstones, tabletops, etc.) Thanks for your help, and keep it real!

 
hahaha he actually called us DOGS instead of dawgs haha,thats funny

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'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260
 
lol

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'Leagalize PORN'

'Its allready legal'

'Not the kind i like'

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Please don't make fun of me. I'm real new to this. I would appreciate it if you would just answer my question. Hey, Lateralis, I already read some stuff where you talk about your secrets, and if you keep making fun of me, I'll tell them to everybody!

Keep it real!
 
oh really,secrets eh

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'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260
 
Yes, I know bad stuff about you already, and I know you wouldn't want others to find it out.

Keep it real!
 
tell us fucker

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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas
 
o but u know so very little my friend, u know nothing of the dirty naughty that goes on between me and lateralis

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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rgight

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'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260
 
lol dont worry about lateralis, he always has somethign negative to say..he is funny sometimes though :D anyway man, I am pretty new too hitting the park too. But, if you would like to see some jumps, what they are called and what they look like, check outhttp://www.frontside.tv/ they have a dope site with parks from the west, a coupel of which are considered the best around (mammoth, breck...) good luck and peace

 
everyone knows i am very dirty,especially you alex

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'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260
 
Thank you LincolnLoop, you seem to be my only friend on this site. How long is the biggest jump in the world anyway? It must be insanely huge.

Keep it real!
 
candide thovex hit a 100 foot long spine end to end and he was about 50 ft off the deck, maybe a little less

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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who is this halo dude? hes pretty whacky whacky

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'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260
 
Lateralis, you're going to regret saying that! Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis!

Keep it real!
 
oh my god stef, how could u perform such a crime against humanity

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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o believe me i know, i know

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, holy shit

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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yea, thats the only reason i do it, to be cool, u gotta be cool man

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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I don't know, online. I honestly have no clue. I decided to ski because I thought the people involved in this sport would be good. I presumed that all of the bad people who did drugs and such participated in snowboarding. Boy oh boy was I wrong.

Keep it real!
 
I respect snowboarding, I do not sterotype snowboarders as drug users and abusers, although I have heard some pretty nasty stories. Im beginning to get the impression that this website promotes the use of substances.

 
i dont think the biggest jump is that spine that candide did. its prob the biggest table top/spine ever cleared but by far not the biggest jump. people hit backcountry shit like 130 feet man. cr johnson has the biggest trick right now its was like a 130 foot switch bio 900 or some shit, idk some crazy ass trick. and halo, dont judge skiing by this site cuz tons of trash talking goes down here, it never should be taken serious. peace man and happy skiing.

-paul

'if you have legs and you are flammable...you are never blocking a fire exit'

-Mitch Hedburg
 
jesus christ, do ur mommies still dress u in the morning, i mean come on, how should somebody smokin or drinkin affect u and what sports u participate in, drugs are out there deal with it, no matter what sport ur in somebody doing it does drugs, grow up babies, and about snowboarding, dont talk shit bitch, if it werent for snowboarding we wouldnt have newschool skiing, so quit stereotyping

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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cr did a straight bio 9 lead tail, but online i started typin my last post before u said the stuff about snowboarders, but the first part still applies

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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Ds91260 drugs are not 'out there' to use. Drugs are 'out there' illeagly. You need to realise this. You can and WILL be arrested for using them. People take the serious issue of drugs too lightly.

 
yes ill be arrested surely, but not today and not any day soon as long as i keep my wits about me, how about u just forget about drugs and do like the rest of us and just have some fun (not using drugs, just losen up)

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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there are about 4 people in my class that don't do drugs. i think that Online and Halo are just some parents of one of the members on here to see what they're kid is hearing from us. You know that you're just gonna get ripped on if you keep talking like a fucking guidance counseler, saying how bad drugs are and how we're all gonna get arrested for it. hahaha, this is hilarious.

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-I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

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r u insulting my inteligence!? u better be careful, ill have u formally warned

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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you know what? i've maintained the exact same grades throughout school ever since i started using drugs. i've kept a steady 3.9 GPA, and it hasn't gone down at all

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-I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

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my gpas gone up, why u ask? less stress probly

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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hell yeah, they don't affect you. even my dad does them, i found his stash

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-I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

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'Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis!' hahahahha thats golden,

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'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260
 
your a surfer, your supposed to smoke dope constantly. its part of the stereotype.

id go to snowboarding if i where you. its easier, and alot COOLER.

 
AH man, you guys know where its at, I hate these kids there all like 'aw shit man, lets go do some illegal stuff to be cool' and then im all like, 'ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!' and theyre all like 'whatwhatwhatwhat?' and im like 'AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH' and they're like' Oh shit man, am i ever cool' and im just like 'Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Theres a spider on your shoulder!' And then i go rape their mom.

-Mikee LiFsHitZ-

I can't wait for NS radio!
 
thank you MikeE, i thought no-one could make sense of this crazy thread.

plus you made my day.

ship ariving to late to save drowning witch.
 
online and halo are gonna get their ass cherries popped VERY soon!!!

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

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mikee, congradulations, i dont know why, but....

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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o online and halo, have u guys ever tried ne of these drugs? probly not, and quoting south park 'being that i have never done drugs, i know that they are useless and have nothing to offer' dont talk shit on what u dont know

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Hot Secretary of the OTC!
 
yeah man, I succeeded. I got props from my fellow skiing borthers. next time you see someone smokoing just do what i did...gets em every time...

-Mikee LiFsHitZ-

I can't wait for NS radio!
 
Hello, I am halo's mother and I just want to express how FURIOUS I am! My 13 year old son and I were discussing which sport he should participate in since the stereotype of surfers has been dropping in my opinion, and we chose skiing as a good sport for him. I cannot believe what I am seeing on this website! I simply cannot believe it! Oh, you can be sure that I am going to contact the administrators of this forum. There is simply no doubt about that. You kids are drinking alcohol, which is basically selling your soul to the bottle. I cannot even express my disappointment. What am I supposed to do now, shelter my child from participation in any sport? If skiing is gone, what is left? Answer me that. I want you all to get your mothers right now and have them come on under your screen names as I did for my child so we can have a little talk. For gosh sake, my child and I were looking for a way to communicate with other good natured skiers. We found this site and I left the room and wished him good luck making new friends. Less than 20 minutes later, he came up to me, utterly shocked. Get your mothers on here right now. We need to straighten this world up.

Keep it real!
 
can i be congradulated for no reason?

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see its not me! and halo your a fucken cum slurping dick slapping bitch

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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

 
dont forget ass raping piece of cock sucking bitch shit.

-Mikee LiFsHitZ-

I can't wait for NS radio!
 
u should try the www.freezeonline.com forum, theyre all good natured, and lady, seriously, were not bad ppl (some of us) we all ski and we all love it, we're not gonna go around pressuring ur son into trying ne thing he dosnt want to, if ne thing ur son might see some naughty words, nothing he wont hear in a pg 13 movie, and just so u know, many of the professionals in this sport do illegal drugs, u cant escape it, u just gotta deal with it

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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this shit is gettin too whacked

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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

 
Well, we'll take your advice and populate the Freeze Forum! Thank you very much, but I can guarantee that you have lost US from this site.

Keep it real!
 
BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, i cant wait until they come crawlin back here

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Hot Secretary of the OTC!
 
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