jumps vs rails

In the east coast, way to many people are cncentrating on rails more than anything and it is making for less exciting skiing. We east coasters are not well rounded enough as is, nevermind narrowing our skiing even more.

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When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

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yah, but its alot easier to push yourself on rails when its crazy icy than jumps, so its hard sometimes to keep them at similar levels

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hahahahahhaha AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH rumps lol

wait wiat wiat ive got a good one

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anyway, this thread is gayer than elton john. Quit bitching about rails jumps east coast west coast boarders and racers and just SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

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yea dude fuck you. rumps tho, shit i laughed so hard i shit a brick! rumps!

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i like moguls better than both

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that guy up a few post is definately right about pushing yourself on rails is easier that jump because of the sheets of ice.

 
its a new animal i invented...its a mix between a rail and a jump...i call it a Rump...i also invented the liger

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Jumps are cooler... as for difficulty they're both the same (cleaning a triple kink and doing a 1080 both take mad talent.) As for fun i think it's personal preference..

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no vs thread......

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bodagots?

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id have to say that they are completely different and cant be compared.

rails are harder to start but easier to master and jumps are the opposite.

it seems like you can fuck yourself up equally on both.(70 foot table compared to scary ass urban triple kink)

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well skiin here in the east it is a lot easier on the bod to do rails cause when you miss a hit and land on eastern snow(concrete) it kinda hurts abit. def if i was out west in tons of pow id do more jumps.

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rails are deffinatly more progressive but they fuck you up... id go jumps b/c i love the feeling... but ohio gets to damn icey.

 
i like rails, and apples

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rails seem much easier to progress on for me

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i like them the same its just i can hit jumps for a while

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hahahaha i laughed for so long about the rump thing...i personally like rails better then jumps but that doesnt mean i hate jumps i just prefer rails more

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the jumps at my mountain suck so i ski rails alot more because we have some descent jibs.

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rails!!!!

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i defintaly like rails better.

and i think rails are more immpresive. a sick urban loooks way cooler
 
You really think rails are more impressive, i mean dude whats better a misty 5 or some wierd combo of spins on a rail. I think i like jumps more but it all depends on the day
 
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