JP Auclair is so sick!

Mattman

Mattman

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he is fucking awesome!

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ive been aware of this since 98.

^ thats to prove that im O.G. you wanna know what else? yeah. thats right.

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When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
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But yes, a true innovator to the sport. And still an amazing skiier. I still enjoy watching him, and everytime I do I learn more and more in terms of technique and style.

 
OMFG!! Who? JP.. isn't he just that guy who dates Kristi?

Whatever did he do that was so kewl?

Does he ski?

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ill tell you this: the other day when i was skiing on the ice sheets up at alpine meadows, i kept thinking of the part in 13 where jp gives the little demo on how to initiate a turn, and then the mistyflip 720. it helped a lot im sure.

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
Yeah Jp is sick

i thinking 90 to the left, 90 to the right, then straight on from there...

'ye'

And his radness, it just can't be quantified
 
yup, definatley a sick skier. he's always been a guy thats always worked on having a ton of stylie tricks.

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i was actually thinking about his the other day. he was definitely one of the top 3 innovators f the sport, getting last seggy honors in 13 etc. then propaganda was still on top with first seggy honors. happy dayz broke his back, then came back and fucking killed it in 1242, killing BC lines, sick jumps, and greasing a 5 kinker! (i think it was 5)

then this year he did shit like 270s on to 450s out, while still killing BC, and made his own movie. he's a god

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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
 
he is nasty

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