Joystick poles

B.Cox

B.Cox

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on their site they only show one design and its not all that great. am i retarded and just cant find their other poles if they have any?

 
Eh, matter of taste... personally, I think they're awesome.

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the graphics look sweet but ive allready broken 2 sets of poles this season so im scared to get good ones

RIP bamboo poles :'(

and head poles... but they were too short so whatever

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I used a pair for a day, and they're great!

The strap adjustment is really sick, super easy to change on the hill.

I think they look sick, but that's just my opinion.

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Well now that were on the topic of poles... Don't you think some company should make poles but have one as a pimpcane with a big jewel on the top? I mean imagine how wicked that would look... a pimp pole. It would show just how much cooler skiers are than snowboarders.

 
They are only poles, who cares

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Yeah, I usually just find two poles roughly the same size, spray them down, and take the straps off. They usually last 3-4 weeks. No extra thought gets put into it.

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the poles are PIMP

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they're really really strong and the paint doesn't scrape off easily. the graphics are way ska-core. I personally think they're plenty light, just not exeptionally light

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who cares bout poles...seriously...im gonna make my own

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my coach has a bell on his pole that when he pulls the lever with his pointer finger it rings. it is helpful for getting people out of your way on catwalks

 
Super sick poles!

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how can this company survive if they just make one pole? you need one for each arm! those guys are just idiots if you ask me

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they are good poles, i used to break poles all the time but these have hardly a dent. danny kass told me he liked them. fucking light as hell too. the checkerboard design is fucking sick. i do agree that another design would be nice but just be patient, as most of you say 'they're just poles'

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I kind of like the pimp poles... they could be called the 'Magic Sticks'. My homie got some joysticks, and they seem to be pretty standard. There wasn't really anything super cool about them. They didn't suck though. With time, joystick's designs will be sicker.

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yeah my poles are real short cause i reackon long ones look goofy, there silver and orange atomics, got em at comor in van city

 
I just have Goode composites. mad plain, but durable, flexy, and good grip. im gonna spray em down soon to make em look sick

 
i don't understand why people care about poles............poles are poles i don't see how they enhance ridding ability that much. just my thought

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But your thought is wrong... they DO make a difference. I could barely ever ski green runs before... then I bought joysticks, and now I can ski semi-competently! Thanks, Joystick!

... No, I'm serious, they increase your steeze 10,000%. Get them.

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how much do these poles coast 40 ?

who cares if you match you look cool big whoop at the end of the day if you can't do a single trick(like me) it doesn't matter what you look like people will laugh at the sad attempts at a 3

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haha I'm glad a snowboarder approves of them...

I usually just rock these neon green ones with neon orange baskets that I got for $14 at a local ski swap, but one is kind of bent and one of the baskets came off today but I just popped it back on. I think the joysticks have sick graphics and they would go with the chronics...then again I would probably paint the white checkers red so they match my shoes.

 
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joystick:

Noun

Slang 1. The control stick of an aircraft. 2. A manual control or cursor device, as one attached to a computer or video game.

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the spicolli is sick but i heard armada is comin out with an even better pole, idk if its even tru armada is makin a pole but i saw it in a post

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Joystick is sick, and their poles increase your skillz by a factor of 3.45343 and your steeze by 86.3534%

So buy some. Now.

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my company pimppoles inc makes those...

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