Joystick poles

Schwags

Schwags

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I saw some shit from joystick poles... this shit looks off the hook.. i guess they got a website comin up pretty soon...

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will it have auto-fire on it?

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yeah they are siiiiick guys! support joystick!

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they are poles. they bend and snap and shatter. i would love to suport a rider run company but why pay more for somthing that wont effect how well you ski and will be more expensive.

 
' guess they got a website comin up pretty soon...'

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hey guys, the new sponsor that appeared with the J and the heart is their logo..

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B girl ain't lost the beat

Jumped over drama and I landed on my feet

Gotta keep goin'

No stoppin' me

And if you don't like it, then

La la la la la la la
 
now what would be cool is if they had a wireless ipod remote built in. or if they could fire rockets at skiboarders.

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^^ yeah i was wondering about that

too bad i just got new scott firewalls in canada this year!

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my weiner works like a joystick

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And I'm sure I would own a few.
 
i already got nitrous boosters built into my poles...triggers on the thumb...its sick shit until i stuck it up some snowboarders ass and pulled the trigger...now im getting sued, must be an american.

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if they looked good and where priced competitively(like same price as other poles) id get them.

 
I'm always stoked about new companies but they're going to have to have some sick shit to convince me to stop stealing rental poles instead

'Ok, punching ain't your thing...but that's ok, you're not that kind of fighter!' -Moe
 
Hot pink old school poles, 5 buckaroos. Now thats something i'd buy. Wait I already did

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is iannick behind this? cuz we were talking awhile ago about him startin a pole company...

well to keep it real I started being a Poser Poser. I dress and act like a poser, but i'm not really a poser. I just pose to look like a poser posing. you know just keepin it underground

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Joystick poles? That's retarded. You know all they're gonna do is suck. Personally, the only poles i'm ever gonna even think of buying are the Kerma Scorpions. They flex, so when you hit 'em on stuff they dont kink, they bend and bend back.

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its gonna take a lot to make better poles than lekis, and then there is that nice lifetime warranty... i havent bought a new pair of poles in 4 or 5 years now

 
yea dude you cant forget about the 10,000 action phrases when you press the green buttton....the red button shoots rockets and gay kids in your way and the blue one is nitro

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^yea but thatss only in the limited startrek addition

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

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newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
listen to this; i was at my shop today, and they had these poles with a botton on top of um. when you press the button, this lil built in speaker makes this ungodly scrteaming noise! its SO cool. used to be 80 bucks but they're down to 30 i might get um.

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listen up you dumbfucks,

joystick poles was thought up by toni for the main reason that he didn't have a sponsor and wanted to make his own poles, and make them legit and distribute them, what the fuck is wrong with that? Everyone should just quit there bitchin and enjoy the growth of this industry as seen in the formation of dope start up rider owned companies like this.

 
they should just steal rental poles and slap a joystick sticker on them. rental poles are where its at.

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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'the 06 PE's will have tiny spinners for rivits.

' mommy on the blingiest skis ever, the 06 PE's.
 
im not gonna bash this guy for making poles, but theyre just poles, people dont make fun of ur poles usually

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i always buy the cheapest poles possible so i'm not pissed if they bend or break.

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oh man would i love a pole sponsor since i can never get into the pole shack to steal some when i break mine...

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
WAIT WAIT WAIT....SO THERE ISNT GOING TO BE A SPECIAL STAR TREK ADDITION?

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

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newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
hows about, a nob, that switches between rockets and machine gun, like what maveric and goose have in top gun when they fight those crazy mig fighters...my dad jsut read that outloud and just looked at me and left the room

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the poles should have atleast some form of button. ive always dreamed of that. and should some stock in green or hot pink with wierd shape baskets. the round ones are gay. make them happy faces or moneysigns

and im still gonna steal rental poles, paint tehm, them, then put money sign baskets on them cause im that cool

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thats actually a good idea.^ the baskets should be different. and like i said, why you guys will have plain old 'joystick poles', ill have some with a built i speaker that i can use to annoy the piss outa people in line. or to ward off gappers when im hittin rails.

opps Wow Suprise!

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Well they should just make the poles large blowguns, so we could shoot people with large darts.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
they should have a big gold fist on the top of the pole grip that you can screw off, so you can store stuff in your poles

and a big chrome spinner basket

that would be the ultimate pole

Jeff

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our hill has some poles with dollar sign and feet baskets and stuff, it's not really THAT cool, spinners however, would be neat

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