Joss's notch count...

jwilly

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Okay the dude won the Olympics.. Can you imagine how chicks you could slay with that title. The dude has prolly racked in more notches than day tickets

That is all
 
I'd be tellin those skanks to vincent van gogh fuck off

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After the girls at my school saw the olympic slopestyle they told me theyre all basically wet for the 3 winners. They all must have slayed poon.
 
Doubtful. Girls care little about a guys looks or mediocre accomplishments. They care about how he treats them, his social skills, etc.

They don't care about your fancy new car, your gold medal, or your puppies.

Okay, that might be a total lie but I'm going with this in hopes that tonight I might not cry myself to sleep.

IM SO LONELYYYYYYYY
 
13493670:theabortionator said:
Doubtful. Girls care little about a guys looks or mediocre accomplishments. They care about how he treats them, his social skills, etc.

They don't care about your fancy new car, your gold medal, or your puppies.

Okay, that might be a total lie but I'm going with this in hopes that tonight I might not cry myself to sleep.

IM SO LONELYYYYYYYY

I was reading your post like, what girls does he know that I don't. wtf is this guy even talking abo--- OH yeah thats more like it =')
 
topic:jwilly said:
Okay the dude won the Olympics.. Can you imagine how chicks you could slay with that title. The dude has prolly racked in more notches than day tickets

That is all

Yeah, I bet he's had tons of sex with his awesome wife since the Olympics.
 
13493904:onenerdykid said:
Yeah, I bet he's had tons of sex with his awesome wife since the Olympics.

Whoops - early morning fail. Joss =/= Jossi.

Let this be a reminder to all of you - never post without a morning coffee or energy drink first.
 
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