I swear skiing needs it's own "Teen Beat"  with perforated pages so you can put posters of your heroes up in your middle school lockers.
 Then, you little closet semen garglers can beat off to who's tee is tallest and who does the best cork 5 blunt.
Who's like, oh my god, better? hahalolheehee Oh my god, I like talked to Sean Jordan, and he like was totally cool, and like we might start hanging out and like he told me I had my 270 on 400 swap 630 out on lock!
For the LIFE of me I have no idea why skiing attracts so many lames.