jonny moseley

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undercarriage

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I was just walking down 5th ave. in NYC and happened to walk by the sunglass hut and who did I see????? Jonny Moseley signing autographs. It was pretty funny. So I made sure he was going to see the priemere of Ski Movie 3 tonight (in NYC) Should be interesting, maybe I'll get some of my ho's to fuck him and he can give me some free shit.

'TRY THE SWITCH MCNASTY' D-BO
 
Oh yeah, he had some big gay ass ghetto gold chain around his neck too. fake ice and all. It seems even he is jumping on the urban (CR Johnson) band wagon.

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We saw him later on the corner of 42nd and 6th on a balance board with two guys filming him. Pretty gay...although he must have the life, if thats what he does for work. I can't blame the guy...he is just living up his 15 minutes. I'd take advantgae too I guess.

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have you guys seen his poster in all of those sunglasses stores? haha... rediculous

'Dude, we're sick. I mean, he's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so, ya know...' -CR Johnson
 
That would be sick if he was wearing one of those huge gold chains with the clock on it like MC HAMMER.

 
ya johnny mosely is the man. Maybe you should let him ram it ure ass again fag. Johnny mosely should die.

and all you bitches that are gonna cry about how i said mosely should die. you can die too.

you cant be seriouse wanting him to be Skiings Icon. What about Douglas, morrison, cusson. fuck any one but him.

all the bullshit that i see so much i can't believe grown man just tryin' to be true to myself impossibly i may not ever get rich might wind up diggin' a ditch i won't cry no i won't bitch i wont back down and i'll never quit it is my badge of pride -hardcore 'til the day i die just tryin' to survive i won't back down or apologize
 
johnny mosley may be a gay tom cruise wannabe who hosts is own event rigging the juges so he can beat evan raps's misty 900 with a 'dinner roll' but at least hes getting some publicity for skiing

 
it is cool that he has his own video game but it sucks and you never see him throwing anything besides his friggin dinner rolls anyway. any real freeskier (cr, boyd, dash, etc..) are a hell of a lot hotter than moseley.

 
I respect him for trying to take newschool to moguls one last time, i know i jumped out of my seat when he did.

My biggest props goes to the japanese skier who lost balance right before the jump and did an unintentional lincon, clearly owning jonny's dinner roll.

ever wonder if iliterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup???
 
yeah man, hes been around for a while

'Dude, we're sick. I mean, he's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so, ya know...' -CR Johnson
 
JOHNNY MOSELY IS THE BIGGEST SKI FAGGAT EVER HE SHOULD HAVE RUBBER TIRES AROUND HIM AND LIGHT HIM UP!!! HE IS A FUCKING GAYLOVER TO HISDOG WE ALL HATE HIMAND NO HE IS NOT THE MAN AND NEVER WILL BE!

 
well i saw him in tahoe practicing the bumps and we threw snowballs at him and made him fall it was pretty funny and every1 got hella pissed theyre like omg thats jonny mosely and he just ate shit.

 
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