just get someone else to piss for you, then hide it, tell the dood that you have a hard time pissing with someone around, then put your friends piss in the cup.. and your good to go
'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge