Jones retires!

[Literature]

Well, I would say that the pink duct tape is working well as Fred Jones has retired as CEO.

 

[dowalibeast]

ha ha yeah i heard about that. too bad foley's still in charge.

and where have you guys been putting the duct tape i haven't seen it yet?

 

[bigmtn4ever]

i put a some on my car, i havent really started stickering up town yet.

 

[mophead]

whos taking his place?

 

[dowalibeast]

daniel graves, currently the Vice President of Finance

 

[mophead]

is he any better?

 

[dowalibeast]

well it doens't matter if he's better because foley still calls the shots.

 

[Literature]

Not really. He was quoted as saying that "Whitefish will try to provide the best experience possible for all of their guests", which of course means that locals will continue to be put in the shit-bin.