Jonah Williams is a dirty gypsy?

Paul.

Paul.

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So this happened a while ago, may 30th to be exact. I wasn't sure if it was worth posting but I was going through the pictures on my phone and I realised how hilarious it actually is.

I went up to Timberline as usual to take advantage of the spring slush and ski the prime parks while we still had some snow left. I headed into the lodge to throw on my gear and suddenly I felt the urge to visit the little skiers room. So I strolled on into the bathroom and who do I see? None other than Jonah Williams, fresh off of his superunknown win and victory as best rookie at West Coast Session. Startled a little bit, I stop in my tracks, we made eye contact and I look down to see that Mr. Williams has really been embracing the gypsy lifestyle that Mt. Hood has to offer. This dirty motherfucker is BAREFOOT! He was just chillin in the nasty bathrooms of timberline lodge applying some sunscreen and probably bathing in the sink, idk.

Anyway, I realise that I'm just staring at this dude so I headed into the stall behind him to relieve myself. But not before I snapped a picture of him through the crack in the stall.

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Unfortunately I only have a shitty flip phone so the quality is not the best, but you can tell its him because hes wearing the same thing hes worn since west coast session, as shown by his instagram: https://instagram.com/jonahwilliams/

Has Jonahs recent success sent him off the deep end? Possibly, but who cares, this guy slays, I just hope he doesnt get some sort of fungus that infects his feet and renders him unable to wear ski boots anymore.
 
hahahaha I can't believe you took a sniped a picture of Jonah Williams in the bathroom, you fuck.
 
So you had the opportunity to shake his hand and ask him yourself but instead you hid in the bathroom stall and took a picture through the crack? Haha you should be ashamed.
 
Jonah is one of the nicest guys ever and who cares if he's bathing in Timberlines bathroom? I've been there. I thought it came as an amenity to the 900$ summer pass.
 
Hahahaha, to everyone calling me creepy, I know it was creepy as fuck but I figured I would take the picture because it was a once in a lifetime opportunity. Also, I dont have anything against Jonah, I too have experienced the troubles of Mt. Hood in the summer. If anything I support his choices to bathe in the sinks of timberline, as many other great skiers have done. Although I am concerned for his foot health. If I see him at hood again I will be sure to introduce myself and maybe even give him a pair of flip flops so he can keep his hygiene at a safe level.
 
13452162:Paul. said:
Hahahaha, to everyone calling me creepy, I know it was creepy as fuck but I figured I would take the picture because it was a once in a lifetime opportunity. Also, I dont have anything against Jonah, I too have experienced the troubles of Mt. Hood in the summer. If anything I support his choices to bathe in the sinks of timberline, as many other great skiers have done. Although I am concerned for his foot health. If I see him at hood again I will be sure to introduce myself and maybe even give him a pair of flip flops so he can keep his hygiene at a safe level.
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When I see him at breakfast I'll tell him to go check NS...
 
Yeah, so Jonah is a coach here at Windells right now but I really only see him at breakfasts and dinners. He's around the Ark sometimes to scavenge food and refreshments but I think his recent lifestyle changes have made him a bit more feral, so social interaction is limited. A lot of his Windells campers got hurt because nobody's been around to coach them. I think he's living somewhere underneath the High Cascade porch. Kind of washed up now? I dunno...
 
Why were you talking to Jonah Williams?

So weird.

Let me tell you something about Jonah, we were best friends in middle school, i know right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even...whatever. So then 8th grade, I started dating my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous, but then moved to Indiana, and Jonah was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Kyle, he'd be like, "why didn't you call me back?" and I'd be like "Why are you so obsessed with me?".

So then for my birthday party, which was an all girls pool party, I was like "Jonah, I can't invite you because they think you're a lesbian." I mean, I couldn't have a lesbian at my pool party. There would be girls there in their bathing suits! I mean, right? He was a lesbian! So then his mum called my mum, and started yelling at her, it was so retarded.

And then he dropped out of school 'cuz no one would talk to him, and when he came back for school in the fall, all of his hair was cut off, he was totally weird, and now I guess he is on crack.
 
Hahahahha Gavin that was epic. And jeeeeeez dude, I'm a kid like the rest of you and find this real creepy. But more hilarious than anything. I don't judge, or take photos of other people in the bathroom. I know I wouldn't think you were a weirdo if I met you in person, but right now I do. Just say whattup, dude. Seeing someone barefoot in a pretty dang clean bathroom is one of the mellowest things I've heard of, being a Hood visitor for 4 years now. My immune system is probably on point, my feet are well trimmed and pretty good looking ;), and I'm not the one who can't afford a smart phone.

That being said,

"I, Jonah Williams, am a dirty gypsy"

Farewell

#iwasbornwithoutshoes
 
Also, in the last paragraph I said I think your weirdo. I actually don't. This thread is epic :) seems I'm doing something right. But I'm a nice kid, say hello next time you see me in the little skiers room.
 
13452190:Jonah_w said:
Also, in the last paragraph I said I think your weirdo. I actually don't. This thread is epic :) seems I'm doing something right. But I'm a nice kid, say hello next time you see me in the little skiers room.
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Hahaha shit, I definitely didn't expect a reply from you when I posted this thread, sorry that I was so creepy. I saw you the other day snowboarding with BMOS and said whats up, but next time I'm at hood I'll definitely try to introduce myself and we can chat.

Also, do you need flip flops or are you good?
 
13452189:Jonah_w said:
and I'm not the one who can't afford a smart phone.
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Also, I'm a 19 year old college student that really hasn't needed a smartphone. That being said, I am actually getting one later this week, yay 4 me
 
13452181:gavinrudy said:
Yeah, so Jonah is a coach here at Windells right now but I really only see him at breakfasts and dinners. He's around the Ark sometimes to scavenge food and refreshments but I think his recent lifestyle changes have made him a bit more feral, so social interaction is limited. A lot of his Windells campers got hurt because nobody's been around to coach them. I think he's living somewhere underneath the High Cascade porch. Kind of washed up now? I dunno...
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I can attest to this, in my brief time at Hood earlier this spring I became aware of Jonah's feral tendencies. Several times while camping at the airstrip we heard unnatural howls from the woods and in the morning would find Jonah curled up in the bushes, scratched up from running wild though the forrest, often clutching a rabbit or squirrel that he had chased down to sustain his hunger for shredding. I tried to warn him that this kind of behavior was prime for the TMZ that NS has become but it was obviously too late. We can only hope that he snaps out of this before he seriously harms himself or others. Try to interact with him and speak calmly and slowly without making any sudden movements, hopefully enough human interaction can snap him out of this.

But on the real, only met Jonah briefly but one of the realest, chillest and most down to earth skiers I've had the pleasure of talking with. Keep killing it man!
 
thank you for creating this thread, it's hilarious. I'd be honored if someone took a sketchy picture of me through a crack in a stall in a bathroom
 
13452189:Jonah_w said:
That being said,

"I, Jonah Williams, am a dirty gypsy"

Farewell

#iwasbornwithoutshoes
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Looks like we know the hot trend for next year.

I'm investing in dirty gypsy bigtime now.
 
One of the best things about skiing is that you can, in many cases, play on the exact same field as the people you look up to. Ride the same chairlifts, hit the same jumps in the public park, ski the same line if you've got the skills.

You'll probably never have a chance to do so much as throw a football on NFL turf, or hit a serve at Wimbledon, or run down the boards in a megastadium under the jumbotron.

So that access is awesome. Hop on a chair and talk with someone you admire. Introduce yourself, because--guess what--they're a human being too. Maybe you'll get to take a lap with them. And just like other human beings, they think it's creepy to take pictures through bathroom stalls, or stare and not say hi.
 
Let's try to keep this to a one off with the cameras in the T-Line bathrooms. Please. No one needs to document what goes on in there.
 
13452192:Paul. said:
Hahaha shit, I definitely didn't expect a reply from you when I posted this thread, sorry that I was so creepy. I saw you the other day snowboarding with BMOS and said whats up, but next time I'm at hood I'll definitely try to introduce myself and we can chat.

Also, do you need flip flops or are you good?
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Before you start worrying about the bathroom floor, let's remember that most peoples' ski boots are a messy smelling farm of foot bacteria too. Go do the science and if your (well used) liners don't have a bootfull of bugs in them, I'll buy you some flip flops.
 
13452185:NSwidow said:
Why were you talking to Jonah Williams?

So weird.

Let me tell you something about Jonah, we were best friends in middle school, i know right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even...whatever. So then 8th grade, I started dating my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous, but then moved to Indiana, and Jonah was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Kyle, he'd be like, "why didn't you call me back?" and I'd be like "Why are you so obsessed with me?".

So then for my birthday party, which was an all girls pool party, I was like "Jonah, I can't invite you because they think you're a lesbian." I mean, I couldn't have a lesbian at my pool party. There would be girls there in their bathing suits! I mean, right? He was a lesbian! So then his mum called my mum, and started yelling at her, it was so retarded.

And then he dropped out of school 'cuz no one would talk to him, and when he came back for school in the fall, all of his hair was cut off, he was totally weird, and now I guess he is on crack.
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hahaha it's funny cause lesbians go to the bathroom barefoot
 
13452341:TotallyTrevor said:
thank you for creating this thread, it's hilarious. I'd be honored if someone took a sketchy picture of me through a crack in a stall in a bathroom
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Let me know if youre ever in town, im sure we can work something out
 
at least you were in the stall taking a picture of him through a crack, not outside the stall taking a picture of his crack
 
Jonah is a dirty gypsy and also one of the most humble down to earth people I have ever met. Jonah is a chyller, if your at hood in the spring/summer everyone's a gypsy haha
 
13452181:gavinrudy said:
Yeah, so Jonah is a coach here at Windells right now but I really only see him at breakfasts and dinners. He's around the Ark sometimes to scavenge food and refreshments but I think his recent lifestyle changes have made him a bit more feral, so social interaction is limited. A lot of his Windells campers got hurt because nobody's been around to coach them. I think he's living somewhere underneath the High Cascade porch. Kind of washed up now? I dunno...
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could Jonah be the first superunknown winner to ski on hands and feet? everyone loves a good old Hollywood meltdown, and a full feral transition would be great
 
So I figured Id give you guys a little update. On sunday I went up to timberline for the last day of summer skiing, and who I run into? Mother fuckin Jonah Williams. I spotted him in public park and knew what i had to do, so I skiied down to him and told him I had a confession to make. After revealing that it was me who took the picture of him he laughed about it and we talked for a few minutes before his group of campers skiied up.

Later in the day he saw me and pointed me out to a friend of his who referred to me as the "stall shooter". We talked again for a minute and I managed to take a quick selfie with the man himself.

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So there it is NS, I made amens with Jonah and now im pretty sure im going to be the best man at his wedding.
 
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