Jonah Williams is a dirty gypsy?

13452185:NSwidow said:
Why were you talking to Jonah Williams?

So weird.

Let me tell you something about Jonah, we were best friends in middle school, i know right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even...whatever. So then 8th grade, I started dating my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous, but then moved to Indiana, and Jonah was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Kyle, he'd be like, "why didn't you call me back?" and I'd be like "Why are you so obsessed with me?".

So then for my birthday party, which was an all girls pool party, I was like "Jonah, I can't invite you because they think you're a lesbian." I mean, I couldn't have a lesbian at my pool party. There would be girls there in their bathing suits! I mean, right? He was a lesbian! So then his mum called my mum, and started yelling at her, it was so retarded.

And then he dropped out of school 'cuz no one would talk to him, and when he came back for school in the fall, all of his hair was cut off, he was totally weird, and now I guess he is on crack.
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I saw Jonah Williams wearing baggy ski pants and no flip flops, so I bought baggy ski pants and ditched my flip flops
 
So this happened....

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surreptitious photos in the bathroom?.....creepy as fuck. The real bummer though is just that people are so socially awkward at this point thanks to the internet and telephones that it was less weird for the OP to take a secret picture than it was just to say what up.

Funny thread, I enjoyed it, but I feel like this is pretty indicative of how weird people have become thanks to technology.
 
13452388:Literature said:
One of the best things about skiing is that you can, in many cases, play on the exact same field as the people you look up to. Ride the same chairlifts, hit the same jumps in the public park, ski the same line if you've got the skills.

You'll probably never have a chance to do so much as throw a football on NFL turf, or hit a serve at Wimbledon, or run down the boards in a megastadium under the jumbotron.

So that access is awesome. Hop on a chair and talk with someone you admire. Introduce yourself, because--guess what--they're a human being too. Maybe you'll get to take a lap with them. And just like other human beings, they think it's creepy to take pictures through bathroom stalls, or stare and not say hi.
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So true. I need to work on this.
 
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