Jon Stewart's excuse for never skiing?

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I don't condone this.
 
i dont care, he does the world a big enouh favor by doing the daily show

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personally, i think its a great excuse. this post was meant to insult people from new jersey, if y'all didnt catch on.

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I don't condone this.
 
We caught on we just fuckin the love daily show. He could denounce the sport of skiing all together i dont watch him for his skiing ability he is just hillarious!

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the only good thing about jersey skiers are the party moms in tight pants that sit in the lodge all day, but other than that its a state full of joeys....

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I live in jersey, and i ski a ton. And u cant even hate on new jersey mountains anymore because mountain creek has the best park in the east and argueably one of the best in the country. Theyve got something like 45 rails, the huge new wallride which is 16 feet tall, a pipe where some major competitions go down and plenty more shit. Im not saying it compares to like keystone but its up there

Ski New Jersey
 
my dad is from jersey but he moved to vt cause jersey sucks balls.

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new jersey bitches invade my town in the summer for track season(saratoga springs) and drive like whores and take up space

ta
 
The armpit of America. Mountain Creek is a jem though with the kind of parks in this region. And whoever said Mountain Creek is better than VT parks and arguably the best in the country please shut up. I enjoy Mountain Creek but lets not lick its balls.

it's a league game smokey
 
yea all of you should come to jersey and see how much our park rips...who cares if the mtns suck our park is still one of the best in the east

Not wearing poles is alot like getting a blowjob from a guy...It feels good until you look down and realize you're gay. - skimack
 
i understand that alot of you think jersey is shitty, but that is because alot of you are ignorant as shit. i live in jersey and where i live its nice as shit, obviously there are shitty areas but alot of states have shitty areas. the county that i live in happens to be the third richest county in the US, so its obvciously not shitty at all. so dont knock on jersey, especially its skiers, if you have never been there or met one of us.

now to the mountain creek issue. i dunno if it has one of the best parks in general, but its fuckin up there as far as jibs go. just check out the website.

mCm

 
hahahha^ 'the county i live in is the third richest in the country, so its obviously not shitty at all'

how does richness have anything to do with not being shitty, i hate most of the rich people i know cuz they're assholes

what do you do in your free time? compare housing quotes with friends, occasionally take a trip down to the ghettos of trenton, to kick poor people?

Canada can't afford snow- Ice-is-Scary
I like it when the red water comes out.
 
wow think about that comment, how does richness have anything to do with it being shitty? haha if there is money its not gonna be a shit hole asshole. and fuck that i dont compare quotes, i ski and fuck bitches haha

mCm

 
my point was, just because there are huge houses, and hummers up the yazoo, doesn't make the place good, i care much more about the quality of the people, and the skiing and wilderness nearby

Canada can't afford snow- Ice-is-Scary
I like it when the red water comes out.
 
Well atleast you guys don't have to deal with Massachusetts. They all come here from Boston and they are the worst drivers you will ever see... or get in an accident with.

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yup, i open;y admit that us massholes suck at driving and life. we prolly consume more chocolate ice cream straight from the gallon tub than the rest of the first world combined. And most of us are rich, but we definitely suck mitt romneys long hard cock

Canada can't afford snow- Ice-is-Scary
I like it when the red water comes out.
 
Jon Stewart is the man. Such a clever guy, and really good material.



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cool every fucking states has shitty parts in it...who cares how we drive how does that have anything to do with riding and our mountains...good talk the shit you want come to jersey and see for yourself you little bitch...

Not wearing poles is alot like getting a blowjob from a guy...It feels good until you look down and realize you're gay. - skimack
 
no born2skixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx- i don't think that everyone from jersey's an asshole, but that being rich doesn't make you a good person, or make a town a good place to live. I should know, i live in the middle of a shitload of rich towns, and most of the peeople suck

Canada can't afford snow- Ice-is-Scary
I like it when the red water comes out.
 
I am in New Jersey

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im not saying money makes people good i was just trying to explain that not all of jersey is a shithole like people think it is

mCm

 
i used to live on long island, NY. now i live in jersey and it sucks. still ski in NY now though.

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wat born2skixxx was saying was that not all of new jersey is industrial wasteland like most of u spoiled lil bastards think. We might not have hardcore utah wilderness, but only a small portion of the state, mostly round trenton and newark is actually 'shitty' By saying he lives in the countrys 3rd richest county (somerset or mercer right? whichever county has got princeton) he was trying to show that not all of newjersey is lower class immigrants collecting welfare. Too many people try to make generalizations about people, snowboarders are punks, racers are assholes, new jersey is a shithole, but ur rong, grow up

Ski New Jersey
 
hey jflow and born2skixxx what exit do you live on?

suckers, new jersey may have nice parts but your not going to change anyones mind, its too much fun to make fun of it.

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McGreevey. thats all i have to say.

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word, danny kass is from new jersey and fucking rips.....so skiing wouldn't be any different...unless jon stewart really really sucks at skiing, which he probably does

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not everyone that lives in jersey is a shithead...and alot of riders from creek fucking rip so stop all this shit talkign cause you have never seen anyone ride from it

Not wearing poles is alot like getting a blowjob from a guy...It feels good until you look down and realize you're gay. - skimack
 
i dont get why every1 hates jerzy it is pritty sick and we have the biggest pipe in the east and the only east park with 2 wall rides

jerzy
 
skiing in jersey doesnt fuck u up besides the fact you dont get to ski powder...they replace powder with slush or ice...but the terrain parks are still good enough to get good

eAsT CoAsT
 
jon stewart is amazing because he went on crossfire the proceeded to tell the host that that show was what is wrong with america

do it for yourself and no one else
 
man mountain creek is pretty dank when it comes to rails and the pipe. and we have a huge wallride this year. they could work on the jumps though. but the rails are arguably the best in the east. there's tons of variety and uniqueness(sp?)

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