Jon Olsson + car = insane again

i laughed pretty hard when i saw this comment, i'd love to hear the story behind it

"Colin says:

2012/04/02 at 21:41

Hopefully dudemont will not be in Are this year. If he touched that car like he did to your old lambo, I’m sure you would kill him."
 
yes because the pros tell the truth, ALL the time...

you kids are so fucking gullible that it's painful.

let me ask you something... if you paid CASH for that whip, would you ruin it by putting that stupid advertisement sticker for an gambling website on the back of it? on what cars do you see stickers like that on it? maybe COMPANY cars?

and it's known by a lotta people, not you fucking kids for obvious reasons, that his lambos before were all leased.

fuck off with your stupidity.
 
GTR's = AWD. Porche's for the most part are not. I still don't understand why he doesn't drive the GTR he used to roll around in.

GTR is probably faster than this car...
 
Not really,Cayenne = awd

911 turbo = awd

911 carerra 4 and 4s = awd

And that PPI audi will have silly amounts of horsepower.
 
i read somewhere that he doesnt actually fully own any of the cars he has had. or something weird like that.
 
yea, the one in question is a carrera 4, i always get a kick out of seeing it parked next to beater mid sized trucks and subies in the parking lot.

that audi is one hell of a ski car though. too bad he blacked out the headlights, looks dumb in my opinion.
 
You guys are arguing over the most trivial shit. Take a step back and think about it.

Anyhow that thing looks unreal, would be terrified to drive that anywhere near snow with the clearance at 3" or so.
 
This car is going to be participating in the Gumball 3000, in which betsafe.com is a sponsor of the event. Not saying betsafe didn't sponsor the car, just pointing out the fact that in the Gumball you will see multiple cars with companies that sponsor the event on their vehicle.

But he could have paid cash for all his vehicles as many wealthy, knowledgable people do as they go by the motto "Always pay cash for toys".

But that's a fucking sick car, and with the PPI kit would destroy any other vehicle he has ever owned.
 
can not wait for gumball this year.

I actually saw 3 gumball 3000 cars being towed east through my town last year! It was fucking sick. haha
 
lose the wing, tinted lights, stickers.

judging by the ppi and statis stickers, im going to guess its the v10 packing the GTR10 kit?
 
Man, being an idiot is one thing but being an overagressive idiot who is not only wrong but angrily, offensively wrong has got to be the fucking WORST.

Jon is a money genius and an extremely intelligent businessman who is a multi millionaire without even considering skiing. I'm surprised more people aren't aware of this, especially someone such as yourself who's taking such an aggressive stance on your "opinion".

Please print out this post, put it against your forehead to hold it steady and ram a knife through the page.

Sparknotes: You're a fucktard, please drink something from under the sink.
 
you're just speculating... i'm not.

funny how you can't answer my questions so maybe here's one that you can... if he's such a genius with money, why would he blow his money on brand new sports cars that he just ends up selling every year after they depreciate in value?

you can pretend all you want that you know what the fuck you're talking about but you don't. simple as that.
 
this is where you are wrong. Since he sells his cars at the end of every year the depreciation is minimal, meaning he only needs to pony up up maybe 35-40k extra. He doesnt leasee these cars because he has modified them well beyond the limits of whats allowed, and the other fact that you idiots are too stupid to realize is that most of them are used when he buys them, combined with the fact that they have no warranty(when his e-gear went last month he had to pay out of pocket)

he does have sponsorships for the gumball- however the cars are his

let me guess his sponsors leased his new home as well right
marbella-house-for-sale.jpg


He still has his lambo, his GTR, and his Ultima GTR, and now he has a PPI carbo widebody r8 v10 with a stassis supercharger

 
Yes, thank you- came in to post this in response.

Also, why is trolltits so amped up about Jon being loaded? Do some fucking research. Jon Olsson owns several comapanies, is a financial and marketing genius, runs JOI and JOSS, a high end optics company, has sponsors like red bull, POC, Audi and many others... And started when freeskiing was in its infancy. I mean take your head out of your ass, man. Not only is he Europe's biggest ski star- which is way bigger than being Michael Jordan in the 90s in the US- but he knows how to handle his money, organize events and businesses and capitalize on his celebrity status and perpetuate his success. I saw a video a while back about how crazy his life is running all these companies and events, flying all over the world and still keeping himself in competitive physical shape. I was blown the fuck away. Dude is so impressive all around.

Jon Olsson is the fuckin' man plain and simple- and haters like the fuckin asshole WW just attempted to explain shit to just try their hardest to think of some bullshit rationalization to explain away his success. You can't. He is the Richard Branson of skiing and always will be so suck a cock. We should all look up to him as a role model IMO- Dude kills it in EVERY WAY POSSIBLE. .

 
The one with duct tape holding the side of the bumper on? Saw him sliding around in the snow.

Jon's new car is so crazy looking, it wants to kill you.
 
hahaha wtf are you talking about man, the worlds most recognizable athlete ever vs a skier literally none of my friends have ever heard of... jesus. yea hes rich but come on
 
I think hes referring to Europe, primarily Scandinavia- the guys been on a ton of non skiing magazine covers as well

not exactly MJ but in Europe he has similar exposure to Shaun White
 
Well that's arguable, but Europe is far different from the US, and I'm pretty sure there's lots of euro ids who could not pick MJ out of a lineup- and if it weren't for his shoes (a great example of diversification of a person as a branding) there'd be far fewer who knew. Futbol and skiing probably outweigh all other sports combined in terms of fame and exposure over there, and Remi would probably be Jon's best comparison in that instance. If your friends have never heard of Jon, they're probably not euro skiers and they certainly aren't Swedish. I only say that because how you could ski, pay attention to events and not know who Jon Olsson is I have no idea.

Actually the more I think about it, Jon and MJ have a lot in common. Both great businessmen, great athletes, ambassadors to their sports, classy people and smart with their money. Maybe he isn't more recognizable across the whole world but they are very similar in many respects. Why people find it unlikely that Jon could be so successful is beyond me is the basic point.

 
Well that's because you're trying to not see it, so you won't. No harm in that I guess, but why would a comparison between the two be unjustified? I'm honestly curious why you feel that way.
 


Well that's arguable, but Europe is far different from the US, and I'm pretty sure there's lots of euro ids who could not pick MJ out of a lineup you're the one who was talking about jordan 90's specifically, now youre talking about present day and even still what you're saying isnt true, you show them a picture of him in a red 23 jersey and they know who he is, show them a simple silhouette of him performing in his sport and they know who he is.

- and if it weren't for his shoes (a great example of diversification of a person as a branding) there'd be far fewer who knew. maybe if it weren't, but it is

Futbol and skiing probably outweigh all other sports combined in terms of fame and exposure over there, and Remi would probably be Jon's best comparison in that instance. soccer? why is this here?

If your friends have never heard of Jon, they're probably not euro skiers and they certainly aren't Swedish. I only say that because how you could ski, pay attention to events and not know who Jon Olsson is I have no idea. you've already changed the time context now you're changing the specifications from an entire population to just the ones who are active in the respective sports

Actually the more I think about it, Jon and MJ have a lot in common. Both great businessmen, great athletes, ambassadors to their sports, classy people and smart with their money. thats like saying Im as good of skier as jon just bc we both ski, it is on such an entirely different level idk why youre not acknowledging that

Maybe he isn't more recognizable across the whole world but they are very similar in many respects. Why people find it unlikely that Jon could be so successful is beyond me is the basic point.

obviously not a fool proof system but google "michael jordan" and "jon olsson" and the score is 50,000,000 to 1,000,000. idc what you're talking about if the ratio is 50:1 there is no justification for comparison

 
Hahahaha... This is actually pretty hilarious. It's as if you took the NSG guide book to "ignoring the actual point and getting bent as fuck over minutia" with you when you went to troll college or something.

I was trying to put Jon's across-the-pond celebrity status into perspective for idiot midwestern american sheepfucker retards who don't understand how a pro skier isn't living in Steve Stepp's basement and sucking sponsor cock for plane ticket money. Things are different in Europe, and Jon isn't your ordinary pro skier. Remi and Jon are the biggest stars on the biggest stages in Europe, that's what I was getting at- They are the current Eurpoean versions of Jordan so to speak. Cry about whatever you want, I was trying AGAIN to put it into perspective for 'murican kids who don't get it but I guess you've one upped me in displaying that you're too stupid to draw a fucking comparison between two different people, you just want to feel right about something- anything- so you'll just grab at something you percieve to have a shred of inaccuracy in it and dig at that. Good for you dude, lol... You win I guess?

It's pretty clear to me that no matter what I say you will never get it, so whatever. Enjoy your troll stroll.

 
yea totally relevent...

to the other guy, this is the caliber of person you can expect to side with you, other than that it will just be people who dont like me
 
You're a fucking retard who'd rather be sort of right about something rediculous than say something worthwhile about anything, ever.

^^perfectly credible statement.

 
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