Jon Olson is Batman

[snowbombz]

I have come to the conclusion that Jon Olson is Batman.

The similarities between Bruce wayne and Jon Olson are endless; they both drive Lamborghinis, live in spectacular mansions, have helicopters, and have rock-hard abs. Jon Olson's pain job covering his lambo looks eerily similar to another paint job.

There is some speculation that Jon might be more of an Iron Man super hero, but I personally believe this is bullshit. Jon's long, flowing hair would cause all kinds of problems in an iron man suit. However he does drive an audi R8, which is that same car that Tony Stark drives.

Bruce Wayne:

Jon Olson:

Jon Olson:

Bruce Wayne:

Jon Olson:

Bruce Wayne:

For those who believe Jon Olson is Iron Man (complete bullshit of course):

Tony Stark:

Jon Olson:

 

[mathmansam]

Quality thread. Plus your logic is undeniable and it is clear you have done your research. Be careful though, you might get murdered to keep the secret.

 

[snowbombz]

Also, Simon Dumont is Robin

 

[wellthisisold]

Makes sense.

 

[1337]

Yeah i love the lamborghini r8

 

[Big5hifty]

While I fin the idea hilarious, the Dudemont would never settle for being a sidekick. He'd try to be a superhero, fall short of Jon (batman) and become a villain in his anger.

 

[Peter.]

someone needs to run with this and make a comic

what ever happened to that guy that drew the ski comics?

 

[1337]

And this is what i do when i skim the OP. But, jon is actually the second coming of jesus

 

[snowbombz]

hahahahaha Simon Dumont is doc oct

 

[SamMcChesney]

r8 is an audi.

 

[Yeezy]

Riley Leboe is wolverine. The resemblance is uncanning. Look at their flannels

 

[CliffyByro]

better watch your back OP, he's gonna get you now...

 

[Olimar]

quality thread is quality.

 

[PJS.]

bibby. thor. right.

 

[DUKES]

No he's just a douchebag

 

[Mr.Sloth]

The real question is... Who is Tom Wallisch?

 

[Yeezy]

 

[DUKES]

since his new northface suit id say captain 'merica

 

[Z-Juice]

Superman?

 

[snowbombz]

no. Superman is super stupid.

 

[ikindalikeskiing]

Fur realzzzz!?!?!?

 

[ThundaKilla]

HEHE

 

[Squeenerd]

Wallisch is obviously the Flash. The speed of his future spins match the speed of the Flash's running ability

 

[snowisholywater]

sex

 

[1337]

I know, i was about to mock him because jon drives one, but the. He mentioned that

 

[SterlingArcher]

lost it

 

[Mr.Sloth]

Hold on there girlfran. Slow down

 

[little1337]

hes the penguin...

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

he is the pretzel man

 

[Backyard.Skier]

Jon is king.

 

[Caspaaa]

henrik harlaut must be king kong then with his gorilla steeze

 

[Bill.Nye]

**Torin Yater-Wallace

 

[Bear_Grylls]

This thread is excellent.

 

[Caspaaa]

alright the two best comparisons i've heard so far are

Jon Olson = Batman

Torin = Robin

we need superheroes for Wallish, Harlaut, Dumont, Bobby Brown, Tanner, and who knows who else....

I with Dumont had a green suit that he wore, he'd definitely be a good Green Goblin

 

[Batman.]

FALSE.

I am Batman

 

[Panda_with_Guns]

the king of after bang?!?!?!

 

[theBearJew]

Shaun White is aqua man?

 

[Juicy-J]

wrong. batman is batman.

 

[Juicy-J]

i rest my case

 

[AwR]

 

[Juicy-J]

 

[Juicy-J]

witt foster is thor.

 

[bleevus]

 

[bleevus]

i fucked up

 

[Juicy-J]

solid 7/10. would bang.

 

[ForeverYung]

Dat picture of Jon on the beach. Mother of god. Pinknames contain your orgasims

 

[cwphoto]

shaun white is sea man

 

[artfullydodged]

Id hit it.

 

[Spinoza]

#anythingclosetoaseinfeldreference

too bad the full video is non-embed-able

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[DUKES]

Thor is Josh Bibby

Aquaman is Joe Schuster

Wolverine is Colby James West

Spiderman is Torin Yater-Wallace

 

[Panda_with_Guns]

Spiderman is dumont. Torin is robin. Wallisch is super man