Jon Looks Like a Fruit Cake

sno-man

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Did you see his photo that they used of him for his profile? Did you see his light blue outfit. How about his little modle boy hair cut? Is it me or does he look gay as hell out their.

 
This type of look is quite popular over in scandinavia, I admit him being quite an extreme case though.

 
i think that his run was possibly too smooth, it was weird wwtaching it cause it was almost the same trick over and over again, he wasnt really charging for some craziness or going huge thats why hes gotten bronze for as along as i can remember hes probly gotten gold before thogh 2002 maybe i dont know

 
before you start to go off about his style...

check out the girl friend!

who wouldn't wear that outfit for her?

'I am stoke!' --Charles Gagnier
 
i wouldnt care about looking like any kinda of cake if i was him.

1. He is incredible at skiing

2. His Girlfriend is HOTTTTT

3. The Swedish designer pays him very well to look like a so called 'fruit cake'

-so basically you are an ass

SMITH-OBERMEYER-FIJI-4FRNT

Poppin' them thangs!
 
So I'm a ass. If your girlfriend and your sponsor wanted you to dress like a fag and look like one, you would do it? Sell out. Nobody tells me what to look like.

 
my dad walked by when i was watching slopestyle and said ''theres girls competing with the guys?'' (referring to jon)

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I listen to my girlfriend too. But John does look kinda wierd. I think those colors are popular in switzerland though.

 
i think jazz dancing is popular in baghdad, u should go there and tell them about urself

Ski New Jersey
 
he may have grabbed something out of his girlfriend's wardrobe today

and more, much more than this, I did it my way

'So you're a skier?'

'No, I prefer to refer to myself as a double boarder'
 
'I think those colors are popular in switzerland though.'

hahaha

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1) its JOn

2) He's from Sweeden

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He's European... what do you want? Their fashion (or lack there of to us) is way different. But, I think it looks very fitting for him. If he dressed all thugged out, I don't think he could pull it off. His girlfriend is insanely hot, so he is doing something right.

Dance, magic dance!
 
That blue jacket with the white fur costs $3500.......seriously.

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I want to see this picture, somebody find it and post it

~~Ride hard, you can rest when you die.~~

I know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools, but that's the way I like it baby I don't wanna live forever
 
i don't think jon dresses after what olivia tells him to have!!

i think he could dress for himself, and he could wear anything he is still the man! and i think he is pretty cool to drop oakley...many wouldn't do that!! ok the cloths are not the best i'v seen, but they are pretty cool!!

 
Again Sno-man he doesn't look that gay. 2 no one tells you how to dress cause you probably suck ass at skiing

SMITH-OBERMEYER-FIJI-4FRNT

Poppin' them thangs!
 
None of you have ever heard of J. Lindenberg before? Insanely popular Scandinavian designer...I'm sure Jon is very stoked to be sponsored by them.

Ever watch golf? Parnevik is always dressed head to toe in J. Lindenberg.

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i like fruitcakes

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ba-dum-ching!
 
To all the guys that said he can wear what ever he wants becuase he'e Jon, yur right. But I can still stay he looks like a fag if I want. THis fashion and wannbe black shit will kill our sport in the long run.

 
Jon looks fresh.

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Don't be such a swineherd. -Anewmorning

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

 
sno-man I have to disagree with you on this one, he is from Europe and if you ask me their style in general is 'faggish' so if you are going to say he looks like a fag then just include the whole Europe in it.

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jons hot. id totally make out with him.

and i mean that in a purelty heterosexual way.

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
so don't buy his clothes, seriously, i think it looks cool, but i don't hate on peoples clothes i don't like

Canada can't afford snow- Ice-is-Scary
I like it when the red water comes out.
 
dude...that guy is gonna get more girls than anyone else in skiing...hes hella pimp

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if you have cokers skis....ima g-stomp your ass bitch
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'YO IM NOT GAY, SNOWBLADES ARE NOT GAY, BUT SKIS ARE GAY' and i quoteth 'linesnowblades'
 
I don't hate Jon. I just think he looks like a fag. Thats all. Fags are cool but they are Fags. Just callin what I see

 
Hey Kindrick,

I thought you are the guy that loves everyone black, white, brown, gay, straight whatever. So why are you calling me names. YOur the same as the dude you were calling a hick on the other thread. Hipocrit. You should move to Montana with the hick

 
whatever, guy

I didn't call you a name. I just suggested that you hated that gay feeling you get when you see jon, and you hate that you feel that way so it makes you mad a jon. capiche?

 
there you go.

jon's flambouyance is helping him score with the ladies. Not that it would work for anyone else, but it works for him. You can't call say a guy looks gay when the hottest girl is right by his side.

 
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