Jon Hartman

everyone rags on everyone on this site. jons still the sickest no matter what people say. watch his segment in Gemini and see for yourself

 
such a good skier, i just dont know how anyone could ski in tight pants like that haha...he still kills it though for sure.
 
i dont know him, ive only seen him in the jibj updates and he looks sick, but those tight pants...... are just not doin it for me or for most other straight men.
 
Hartman is one of the only skiers out there that actually has his own unique style. Say what you want about him, he does'nt care! The kid is out all the time and always smiling and cracking jokes.

If you get a chance to ride with him, you will see how the tight pants only help his steeze!
 
He talks like his nose is plugged I don't think he naturally talks like that and he needs to take a shower and get a hair cut
 
jon hartman was disqualified from the 1987 track and field world championships hammer throw for reversing the polarity of earth. true story.

On another note though; all you little kids who come up with all these unfounded conclusions about people you've never met relate everything in your silly little lives to skiing, because that's all you have. Well, when you are driving with your mom and you see some dude on the streets wearing tight pants, no matter where you are, you will immediatly think of jon hartman. The Hesh movement has arrived, get used to it.
 
yeah, he doesnt look like everyone else, so he really isnt legit. i think he would be a much better rider if he would just wear bigger pants.

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Jon is one of my favorite skiers to work with, he's always hamming it up for the camera. His style works - and he rocks it like no other.
 
years latter he will come to call you ian cosco only to realize the tighness of his pants cut of blood flowto his head and thus caused him to mistake a very dark skinned man 4 this ian cosco.

on a side note JH is a real down jigga and i heard that this summer he plans to cominder a large sea going veesel, go one to search for the lost treasures of the 8th sea,and some how miraculously save te large supper computer zorane 3500 yup you heard it hear 1st
 
I always thought it was the powerglove that gave him super awesome skiing powers.

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i'm not a huge fan of tight pants, but i just personally don't like his skiing style. to me it looks sloppy that's just my opinion, but he still looks like he is having fun & that's really all that matters.
 
jon is neat some times he wears tight pants with a leather jacket other time he wears tight pants with a baggy jacket he's a thugged-out, hesh, pirate, sometimes hobo looking skier who slays and he isn't emo so don't think tight pants always = emo cause he eats dem a kind
 
i support him 100% because anyone who can make shit look good even while you can see every little movement of his legs is very talented. so more power to him. its a new era, enough of this fake black shit... no black people ski
 
He hasn't impressed me either, but he seems really chill so I don't care. We need more chill people regardless if they're God at skiing or not.
 
he is damn good rider and who cares what you wear? does nobody think its a little rediculous that we all wear XXXXL pants? what do you think recreational skiers think of us? honestly hating on tight pants is completely retarded.
 
he is jsut trying to have fun. he gets all this attetiion becasue he is new and just likes to have fun which i think skiing should try to be more of if it is not already.
 
to me he just seems like a super chill kid to ride with, who happens to be a rad skier and wear tight pants
 
You're not hooked up because you run your mouth too much. Maybe nobody wants to sponsor a dipshit who thinks everyone wants to hear his opinion. Just a thought though.
 
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