d_structure_power
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anyone know funny skiing jokes?? pretty gay but its for a skool project
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alev
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im sure your teacher will love this:
a guy once told me that getting blown by a guy was like straight skis: it feels really good, but then you look down, ad its not as good anymore
i didnt make that up so if someone reads it who made it, thanx, and props to them
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a guy once told me that getting blown by a guy was like straight skis: it feels really good, but then you look down, ad its not as good anymore
i didnt make that up so if someone reads it who made it, thanx, and props to them
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ESB
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No, the joke goes, 'Riding straight skis is like getting head from a gay guy. It feels good until you look down.'
This one's from SBC Skier I think: How many freeskiers does it take to build a backcountry booter? Answer: 10. Four to build it, six to say, 'Make it bigger!'
How many snowboarders does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 20. One to do it, 19 to say 'I can do that.'
Q: How many NS.com members does it take to answer a simple question?
A: 10. One to answer, three to say 'How fucking stupid are you?', three to say 'This has already been asked a thousand times', and three to say 'Who the fuck cares anyway?'
This one's from SBC Skier I think: How many freeskiers does it take to build a backcountry booter? Answer: 10. Four to build it, six to say, 'Make it bigger!'
How many snowboarders does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 20. One to do it, 19 to say 'I can do that.'
Q: How many NS.com members does it take to answer a simple question?
A: 10. One to answer, three to say 'How fucking stupid are you?', three to say 'This has already been asked a thousand times', and three to say 'Who the fuck cares anyway?'
drewishish
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^ ya i've heard that one like a billion times
'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
newschool_huck69
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Thats an odd school project.
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ECfreeski3
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^thats wat i was thinking
anyway there's always the 'whats th ehdest thing about (snoblading, snowboarding etc w/e)....?'
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'Big Willy, are you serious? You must have four to six vaginas to create the estrogen to fuel a ignorant response like that.' - west
'buddy. honestly. longer skis. ill buy you some extentions for easter.' -Mommy, to stevexs2
anyway there's always the 'whats th ehdest thing about (snoblading, snowboarding etc w/e)....?'
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'Big Willy, are you serious? You must have four to six vaginas to create the estrogen to fuel a ignorant response like that.' - west
'buddy. honestly. longer skis. ill buy you some extentions for easter.' -Mommy, to stevexs2
ECfreeski3
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*wats the hardest thing about...* i meant
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'Big Willy, are you serious? You must have four to six vaginas to create the estrogen to fuel a ignorant response like that.' - west
'buddy. honestly. longer skis. ill buy you some extentions for easter.' -Mommy, to stevexs2
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'Big Willy, are you serious? You must have four to six vaginas to create the estrogen to fuel a ignorant response like that.' - west
'buddy. honestly. longer skis. ill buy you some extentions for easter.' -Mommy, to stevexs2
pat-rickdaigle
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what's a pirates favorite ski?
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMADA.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMADA.
ECfreeski3
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hahahahahahahahahaha
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'Big Willy, are you serious? You must have four to six vaginas to create the estrogen to fuel a ignorant response like that.' - west
'buddy. honestly. longer skis. ill buy you some extentions for easter.' -Mommy, to stevexs2
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'Big Willy, are you serious? You must have four to six vaginas to create the estrogen to fuel a ignorant response like that.' - west
'buddy. honestly. longer skis. ill buy you some extentions for easter.' -Mommy, to stevexs2
AttitashSkier
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how many telemarkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?... none, they're all hippies without electicity
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line skis- because skiing needs a future
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line skis- because skiing needs a future
AttitashSkier
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its a quote from someone, i forget who
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line skis- because skiing needs a future
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line skis- because skiing needs a future
homestead
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there is one about cross country skiers and the three are sleeping. the two guys on the outside wake up and all jizzed their pants. the guy in the middle said he had a dream that he was cross country skiing
In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.
In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.
AttitashSkier
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hahaha
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line skis- because skiing needs a future
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line skis- because skiing needs a future
the_lone_cannoneer
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i jizzed myself when i heard that one homestead
i've been steezed out since cub scouts
i've been steezed out since cub scouts
hoodratz47
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greg tufflemayer.. (yeah i botched it.)
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You only ski for fun because you suck balls.. thanks hoodrat!
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You only ski for fun because you suck balls.. thanks hoodrat!
drewishish
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ya thats probly true with alot of snowboarderrs but not all of them ^^
'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
Mike-O
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homestead it goes like this:
Three cross-country skiers flew to the venue of the contest. The hotel was packed so they had to get a room together and share the same kingsize bed. Next morning one of them wakes up and says: 'Oh man, I had the sexiest dream ever..I got head from a really foxy chick..' 'Hey me too!' says the other one. Then the third one in the middle wakes up and says: 'Man...what bad dream. I was in a cross-country skiing contest and almost won the whole thing but just obefore the finish line my poles melted!'
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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.
Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
Three cross-country skiers flew to the venue of the contest. The hotel was packed so they had to get a room together and share the same kingsize bed. Next morning one of them wakes up and says: 'Oh man, I had the sexiest dream ever..I got head from a really foxy chick..' 'Hey me too!' says the other one. Then the third one in the middle wakes up and says: 'Man...what bad dream. I was in a cross-country skiing contest and almost won the whole thing but just obefore the finish line my poles melted!'
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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.
Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
Dieter1080
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what's the difference between a snowboarder and a vacuum cleaner?
the way they attach the dirtbag
the way they attach the dirtbag
ReggaeConcept1
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here are anti-snowboarder jokes (im not anti-snowboarder myself though):
What do you call a snowboarder after he was dumped by his girlfriend?
-Homeless
What is the difference between a snowboarder and a vacuum?
-Where you attach the dirtbag
What's the difference between a beginning snowboarder and his teacher?
-About 3 hours
What did the snowboarder get on the SATs?
-Drool
Three snowboarders walk into a bar, but there is only one stool left. What do they do?
-Turn it upside down.
Three snowboarders are sitting in a hot tub. A condom floats to the top. One snowboarder says to the other two, 'Okay, who farted?'
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-Brad, Representing the KPP
What do you call a snowboarder after he was dumped by his girlfriend?
-Homeless
What is the difference between a snowboarder and a vacuum?
-Where you attach the dirtbag
What's the difference between a beginning snowboarder and his teacher?
-About 3 hours
What did the snowboarder get on the SATs?
-Drool
Three snowboarders walk into a bar, but there is only one stool left. What do they do?
-Turn it upside down.
Three snowboarders are sitting in a hot tub. A condom floats to the top. One snowboarder says to the other two, 'Okay, who farted?'
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-Brad, Representing the KPP
Ahmets_Brother
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that was funny^
dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
drewishish
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i liked the last one it was funny
'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
ReggaeConcept1
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i never said they were good, but he asked for jokes. I know they arent skiing jokes, but they are anti-snowboarder jokes, a mentality which is a part of every skier, no matter how many of his friends are snowboarders
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-Brad, Representing the KPP
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-Brad, Representing the KPP
drewishish
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^ this is true
'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
canonrider
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PARABOLICKERS BAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
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