JOKES

yet your not too tired to type your explanation?

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yes.. i once found my freind on acid under a blanket and wearing a loin cloth made out of bannna peels

hoodratz47
 
what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor...............'wheres my tractor'

eddie stevens is cool, hey my name is eddie
 
Guys these racist jokes are not cool. I've got some black people in my family tree...and they're still hanging there.

Write that down.
 
how come black people have such nice clothes, shoes, jewelyry, videogames, etc. but they live in such shitty houses?

they haven't figured ouyt how to steal houses yet

-dan-
 
maybe it wasnt supposed to make sence...

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy

violence, in canada? go spew your bullshit on somebody eles\' chest, we dont want that around here.-Mommy
 
this guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that says 'burgers- $2.00, cheese sandwhiches- $1.00, and handjobs- $10.00.

the guy calls over the hot female waitress and says 'hey are you the one who gives the handjobs'

she answers by saying 'yes'

so the man says 'well wash your hands because i want a cheese sandwhich.'

 
Copied from an e-mail i got:

>A real brain teaser for all you baseball fans--figure this one out!!!!

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>This is a detective story so pay close attention!!!

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>Three elderly ladies are excited about seeing their first baseball

game.

>They smuggle a bottle of Jack Daniel's into the ballpark. The game is

real

>exciting and they are enjoying themselves immensely mixing the Jack

Daniel's

>with soft drinks.

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>Finally one of them passes out. Soon they realize that the bottle is

almost

>gone and the game has a lot of innings to go.

>

>Based on the given information, what inning is it and how many players

are on

>base?

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>Think!

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>Think some more!!

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>You're gonna love it......

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>Answer:

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>It's the bottom of the fifth, one out, and the bags are loaded.....

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Cats. the other white meat.
 
What do you get when u cross a black person and an octopus?

I don't know, but i'm sure it can pick a hell of a lot of cotton

Cats. the other white meat.
 
there are only 2 things i hate:

prejudice people, and mexicans

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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY

Rollers of NS unite!!!

603 for life

I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

 
i sure hope no black people, mexicans, jews, women, or babies are reading these, or hellen keller......... wait nerver mind helen keller.

roles royce is a car to be driven in, bently is a car to drive.
 
^ jaa dude she can burn in hell.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
^moron

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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY

Rollers of NS unite!!!

603 for life

I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

 
whats long, black, and smelly?

The unemployment line

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whats the similarity between the black race and sperm?

There are billions of them but only 1 works.

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Whats the quickest way through harlem?

Jump on a black mans back and yell POLICE

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whats the difference between a puerto rican and a pile of shit????

nothing

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What do you call 3 black men on a tandem bike?

organized crime

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check out this muthafucka!

all this coming from a guy whos head is soo far up his ass that the lump in his throat is his godamn nose!~Bill Guarnere
 
the stupid ramdome ones are the best!

Thats why i bought a saturn.

------Julian

I guess u can call me Julian
 
I always use that joke on people lol. It's not supposed to make sense then you start laughing your ass off and see what they do.

You reached for the secret too soon

You cry for the moon

Shine on you crazy diamond
 
why did michael jackson go to k-mart

because little boys pants are half off

Hate all you want, bitches. Most of you will never know what it's like being 6 and a half feet tall with a 2 foot long penis.

-LDowney

 
Why was the blonde upset when she got her drivers license?

Because she got a F in sex

~Nicole

'Treat people as if they were
what they ought to be and you
help them to become what they
are capable of being.'
~Goethe

 
If you're rowing down the stream with oars made of waffles how many cupcakes fit in a dog house?

NONE... Ice cream doesn't have bones

Girls are evil:

Girls= $ times time

Time= $

Girls= $ squared

Money is the root of evil

Therefore girls are evil.
 
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