Jokes to send me to hell
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bmxican_89
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what happened in australia?
--Binger--
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raciscm is funny, if u get offended look at it this way....
im most cases that race ur making fun of/hate, hates or makes fun of ur race just as much
im most cases that race ur making fun of/hate, hates or makes fun of ur race just as much
back_woods
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^spoken like a guy with a "white power" icon...
skifree919
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DAmn you must be really smart. How do you think wars start. But are those okay if you look at it that way?
skifree919
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What do you call a black pilot?
A pilot you racist!
..Yea i took that from the oc
A pilot you racist!
..Yea i took that from the oc
theres that and france. all the arabs and blacks were forming an alliance against the jews calling them evil and "nazis". how the fuck can they be so stupid to call jews nazis? that made me so angry when i found out about it. im not jewish but i know alot who are i just cant believe that the people in france can be so uneducated and just plain stupid to call jews nazis. there were huge riots and everything and holy shit it actually made me angry and gave me a need to make a rant but i never got around to it. i guess this will have to do for now
~Cork_1080~
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^ Hey! the one is my trunk is 3
iridefattwins
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guys i dont like these black jokes .. i have a black person in my family tree... AND HES STILL HANGING THERE..
whats the diff between a jew and a pizza? pizzas dont scream when u put them in the oven....
..but realy hating on ppl isnt cool
whats the diff between a jew and a pizza? pizzas dont scream when u put them in the oven....
..but realy hating on ppl isnt cool
duhamelski
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these are awful but whatever. i promise these do not reflect my views of any race or culture. they are just so shocking that they are funny.
how do you prevent a black guy from drowning?
take your foot off his head
how do you get a black guy out of a tree?
cut the rope
how is a black guy like an apple?
they both look good hanging from trees
how do you get a nun pregnant?
dress her up like a little boy
why do asians have such flat faces?
air bags
how do you prevent a black guy from drowning?
take your foot off his head
how do you get a black guy out of a tree?
cut the rope
how is a black guy like an apple?
they both look good hanging from trees
how do you get a nun pregnant?
dress her up like a little boy
why do asians have such flat faces?
air bags
TMswitch06
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Why did Hitler kill himself?
He got the gas bill.
oh even I found that to be in bad taste
He got the gas bill.
oh even I found that to be in bad taste
Adamskinick
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some are sick and tasteless.. others amusing. but i cant fight you guys..
clrumivier4life
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Q:What do you call a black priest?
A:Holy shit
That should be a one way ticket to hell! Good luck to you.
A:Holy shit
That should be a one way ticket to hell! Good luck to you.
freestyle_kyle
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whats the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus?
it only takes 1 nail to hang the picture!
whats green and on my porch?
my nigger ill paint him whatever i want!
whats the difference between a dead baby and a pizza?
i dont fuck a pizza before i eat it!
whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
nailing it to a puppy!
how do u get a dead baby out of a blender?
doritoes!!
what do u do when u see a nigger wiith one leg?
stop laughing and reload!!
whats better than winning the special olympics?
ICE CREEEEEAM!!!
and not being fucking retarded.
it only takes 1 nail to hang the picture!
whats green and on my porch?
my nigger ill paint him whatever i want!
whats the difference between a dead baby and a pizza?
i dont fuck a pizza before i eat it!
whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
nailing it to a puppy!
how do u get a dead baby out of a blender?
doritoes!!
what do u do when u see a nigger wiith one leg?
stop laughing and reload!!
whats better than winning the special olympics?
ICE CREEEEEAM!!!
and not being fucking retarded.
freestyle_kyle
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yeah im goin to hell for those, making fun of blacks, christians, retarded people. who am i forgetting?
ahhh sexists jokes.
whats the extra skin hangin off a vagina called?
a woman!
theres a man driving a motorcycle and he runs into a woman. whos fault is it?
the mans, he shouldnt be driving his mototcycle in the kitchen.
how do u turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?
give the bitch a shovel.
why was the blonde's bellybutton so sore?
her boyfriend was blonde too!
whats the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
the washing machine doesnt follow you around after you put a load in it!
how many womens rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb?
none, they cant change anything!
how many ski instructors does it take to change a lightbulb?
5, 1 to do it and the other 4 to say 'nice turns'
what do u call a single snowboarder?
homeless.
haha well ive covered alot of groups of people. its really improntant that we hate on evryone equally, so no one feels left out. like monkeys
how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to change a lightbulb?
3, 1 dirty stinkin ape to change the lightbulb and 2 dirty srinkin apes to throw feces at eachother
and the grande finale...
if your floating down the river in a cement canoe and your wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?
NONE! PANCAKES DONT HAVE BONES!!
(i forget who to credit for that one)
ahhh sexists jokes.
whats the extra skin hangin off a vagina called?
a woman!
theres a man driving a motorcycle and he runs into a woman. whos fault is it?
the mans, he shouldnt be driving his mototcycle in the kitchen.
how do u turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?
give the bitch a shovel.
why was the blonde's bellybutton so sore?
her boyfriend was blonde too!
whats the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
the washing machine doesnt follow you around after you put a load in it!
how many womens rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb?
none, they cant change anything!
how many ski instructors does it take to change a lightbulb?
5, 1 to do it and the other 4 to say 'nice turns'
what do u call a single snowboarder?
homeless.
haha well ive covered alot of groups of people. its really improntant that we hate on evryone equally, so no one feels left out. like monkeys
how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to change a lightbulb?
3, 1 dirty stinkin ape to change the lightbulb and 2 dirty srinkin apes to throw feces at eachother
and the grande finale...
if your floating down the river in a cement canoe and your wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?
NONE! PANCAKES DONT HAVE BONES!!
(i forget who to credit for that one)
freestyle_kyle
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u mean u cant fuck a rock? i know i can fuck a baby. ewwwwww
fugative1800
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH BABY FUCKING JOKES. THATS FUCKING NASTY YOU DESPRIT BITCHES
What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
Why are all niggers so fast?
Because all the slow ones are in jail.
What’s a real good way to kill a nigger?
Toss a bucket of chicken into the middle of the freeway
Why did God give niggers big dicks?
As a way to say "sorry" for putting pubes on their heads! -igor
A nigger walks into a bar and says, "Yo! Where do all the homies hang?". The bartender says, "out there", pointing to a tree in the back.
What do you call 60,000 niggers on a plane heading back to Africa?
A good start!
What do you call 1,000 niggers at the bottom of the sea?
Another good start!
Why haven't any niggers died from West Nile virus?
Mosquitos don't land on shit, only flies do!
What is black, white, and rolls off the end of the pier?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a chicken wing.
What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff
Why did the ape commit suicide?
He heard that he might have evolved from a nigger!
What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
Why are all niggers so fast?
Because all the slow ones are in jail.
What’s a real good way to kill a nigger?
Toss a bucket of chicken into the middle of the freeway
Why did God give niggers big dicks?
As a way to say "sorry" for putting pubes on their heads! -igor
A nigger walks into a bar and says, "Yo! Where do all the homies hang?". The bartender says, "out there", pointing to a tree in the back.
What do you call 60,000 niggers on a plane heading back to Africa?
A good start!
What do you call 1,000 niggers at the bottom of the sea?
Another good start!
Why haven't any niggers died from West Nile virus?
Mosquitos don't land on shit, only flies do!
What is black, white, and rolls off the end of the pier?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a chicken wing.
What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff
Why did the ape commit suicide?
He heard that he might have evolved from a nigger!
gopher_guts
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How do you get a baby in a blender?
Feet first
Why feet first?
So you can watch the reaction on its face
How do you get it out?
With a straw
Feet first
Why feet first?
So you can watch the reaction on its face
How do you get it out?
With a straw
just to clear up the aussie thing, coz i dont think it was explained properly before.
In Sydney a lifeguard was bashed (maybe killed, not sure) by some Lebanese. This sparked major conflict and pretty much all the aussies are rioting against the Lebs and anyone who looks ethnic. I think theres been women being raped, plenty of cars smashed and a lot of arrests and its been pretty out of control. Now we've got people going round trying to spread the peace, which i guess is a good thing.
In Sydney a lifeguard was bashed (maybe killed, not sure) by some Lebanese. This sparked major conflict and pretty much all the aussies are rioting against the Lebs and anyone who looks ethnic. I think theres been women being raped, plenty of cars smashed and a lot of arrests and its been pretty out of control. Now we've got people going round trying to spread the peace, which i guess is a good thing.
hippie_cat
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the lifeguard wasnt killed.
the lebsanese dudes gave him shit after he asked them to stop playing soccer cos they were getting in peoples way, so the lifeguards told the lebbos to fuck off, so the lebbos beat the shit outta them.
then all the redneck rent-a-crowd (including neo nazi groups) had like an "anti anyone who looks arabic or medeterrainian" riot, so the lebbos went around smashing shit.
it got way worse cos our redneck radio hosts told the redneck ozzies to go lynch the lebbos for bashing an "ozzie icon"
short story: radio hosts are fucktards.
the lebsanese dudes gave him shit after he asked them to stop playing soccer cos they were getting in peoples way, so the lifeguards told the lebbos to fuck off, so the lebbos beat the shit outta them.
then all the redneck rent-a-crowd (including neo nazi groups) had like an "anti anyone who looks arabic or medeterrainian" riot, so the lebbos went around smashing shit.
it got way worse cos our redneck radio hosts told the redneck ozzies to go lynch the lebbos for bashing an "ozzie icon"
short story: radio hosts are fucktards.
vRoy
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i know someone that lives in cronula wher it happend. he said that the lebonese guys didn't even touch the life gaurds. they just got a bit roudy... then a whole lot of white supremist fuck-tards came to the beach writing Aussi Pride in the sand and they waved a big banner with ethnic cleansing on it. the fuckers where asking for trouble and they got it..