jokes that want to make you throw up...
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CalgaryJibber
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whats purple and blue and doesnt like sex?
teh 12 year old boy in my basement.
'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
teh 12 year old boy in my basement.
'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
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'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
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Member of the NS Army
Head mads represent
Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing
'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
PowderCanuck
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Here's an old person joke... i haven't heard it in a while so here goes:
An old man and a young man are hanging out on the porch. The young man just got married and got back from his honeymoon.
Old man - So how was the honeymoon?
Young man - It's was great! We went all across France and Italy
Old - And you had sex more than a few times I guess eh?
Young - Everynight we had sex at least once. The honeymoon was perfect.
Old - Well, enjoy it while you can.
Young - I guess you don't have sex with your wive anymore, eh?
Old - Nope
Young - Why's that?
Old - Well, son, have you ever opened a grilled cheese sandwich?
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An old man and a young man are hanging out on the porch. The young man just got married and got back from his honeymoon.
Old man - So how was the honeymoon?
Young man - It's was great! We went all across France and Italy
Old - And you had sex more than a few times I guess eh?
Young - Everynight we had sex at least once. The honeymoon was perfect.
Old - Well, enjoy it while you can.
Young - I guess you don't have sex with your wive anymore, eh?
Old - Nope
Young - Why's that?
Old - Well, son, have you ever opened a grilled cheese sandwich?
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Screw this I'm going skiing