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teneighty_skier22
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No.
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ain is temporary, glory's forever:
Sure, the good guys always win...but the bad guys have more fun...
Teneighty's only suck cause you don't have them.
BIATCH!
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ain is temporary, glory's forever:Sure, the good guys always win...but the bad guys have more fun...
Teneighty's only suck cause you don't have them.
BIATCH!
teneighty_skier22
Active member
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That was great dude! thanks!
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ain is temporary, glory's forever:
Sure, the good guys always win...but the bad guys have more fun...
Teneighty's only suck cause you don't have them.
BIATCH!
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ain is temporary, glory's forever:Sure, the good guys always win...but the bad guys have more fun...
Teneighty's only suck cause you don't have them.
BIATCH!
bigskia
Active member
A dad is sitting on a couch watching football when his oldest daughter walks in. As he sips his beer she asks why she was named Rose. He replies that when she was a baby a rose petal fell onto her forehead and they named her after that. As she walks his secone oldest daughter walk in and ask why she was named Daisy. He replies that similar to rose a petal had fallen on her head. When they noticed it was from a daisy they named her daisy. Then as she walks to her room the youngest daughter walks in, trips and spills the beer. She begins to cry and scream in tongue. The dad pissed off turns around and says shut up cinderblock
If god can do anything can he make a chili pepper so hot he can't eat it?
MISS Urine Tester USA '02-T-Shirt someone in Japan was wearing not knowing what it meant (www.engrish.com)
If god can do anything can he make a chili pepper so hot he can't eat it?
MISS Urine Tester USA '02-T-Shirt someone in Japan was wearing not knowing what it meant (www.engrish.com)
CrazedSkier1080
Active member
whast faster than a quarter rolling down a hill? the jew running after it!
SKI BACKWARDS
SKI BACKWARDS
mattwalker
Active member
how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
10
1 to do it
9 to say that they can do that
www.spyder.com
10
1 to do it
9 to say that they can do that
www.spyder.com
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk,
they connect, they end up leaving together.
They get back to his place, and as he shows her
around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly
medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and
huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall. The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love. After an intense night of passion with this
sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, 'Well, how was it?'
The guy says:
Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf.'
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What ya doin?
diggen.
Why?
make a hole.
What for?
more diggen.
they connect, they end up leaving together.
They get back to his place, and as he shows her
around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly
medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and
huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall. The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love. After an intense night of passion with this
sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, 'Well, how was it?'
The guy says:
Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf.'
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What ya doin?
diggen.
Why?
make a hole.
What for?
more diggen.
this link:
http://64.4.18.250/cgi-bin/linkrd?_...on=http://pharcide.com/prodigytech/hello.html
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What ya doin?
diggen.
Why?
make a hole.
What for?
more diggen.
http://64.4.18.250/cgi-bin/linkrd?_...on=http://pharcide.com/prodigytech/hello.html
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What ya doin?
diggen.
Why?
make a hole.
What for?
more diggen.
andyrightcoast
Active member
youneedmorelumber
Member
What do you call a black man with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick!!!
Shit on a stick!!!
PurpleSkier
Active member
whats red and bubly?
a baby in a microwave!
a baby in a microwave!
youneedmorelumber
Member
What's black, white and brown.
A black person, a white person, and a asian person
A black person, a white person, and a asian person
KootenayGuy
Active member
wow that was dumb
Whats black, goes around in circles and taps the window occasionally? baby in a microwave
A guy goes into a bar and has too much to drink. The bar closes and the bartender tells the guy to go away, but he just pukes instead. So bartender looks in the drunks wallet and finds where he lives and then drags him to the door and stands him up, but he just flops to the floor. the bartender then drags him to his car and leans him up against the car, and the drunk falls down on his face. So finally the bartender gets the guy home and drags him to the door of hisdrunks house, and leans the drunk up against the house as he rings the doorbell. A lady answers and thanks the bartender. then she asks where her husbands wheelchair is....
whats 2 black guys in a sleeping bag together??
TWIX!
--no offense intended
A guy walks up to the bartender and bets 400$ that he can piss into a glass 40 feet away. The bartender laughs and says sure buddy, go for it. So the guy whips out his cock and pisses EVERYWHERE, on the counter, on the bartender, and on the floor, meanwhile the bartender is laughing his ass off. the bartender then checks the glass and sees that there is not a drop in the glass. the guy pays up, and the bartender asks 'why would u bet something like that when its obvious that youll lose?' and the guy replies 'the people at the billiard table bet me 1000$ that i can piss on u and youd laugh. HA.
----now i lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah my soul to keep, if i die before i wake ill go to hell for heavons sake.
Whats black, goes around in circles and taps the window occasionally? baby in a microwave
A guy goes into a bar and has too much to drink. The bar closes and the bartender tells the guy to go away, but he just pukes instead. So bartender looks in the drunks wallet and finds where he lives and then drags him to the door and stands him up, but he just flops to the floor. the bartender then drags him to his car and leans him up against the car, and the drunk falls down on his face. So finally the bartender gets the guy home and drags him to the door of hisdrunks house, and leans the drunk up against the house as he rings the doorbell. A lady answers and thanks the bartender. then she asks where her husbands wheelchair is....
whats 2 black guys in a sleeping bag together??
TWIX!
--no offense intended
A guy walks up to the bartender and bets 400$ that he can piss into a glass 40 feet away. The bartender laughs and says sure buddy, go for it. So the guy whips out his cock and pisses EVERYWHERE, on the counter, on the bartender, and on the floor, meanwhile the bartender is laughing his ass off. the bartender then checks the glass and sees that there is not a drop in the glass. the guy pays up, and the bartender asks 'why would u bet something like that when its obvious that youll lose?' and the guy replies 'the people at the billiard table bet me 1000$ that i can piss on u and youd laugh. HA.
----now i lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah my soul to keep, if i die before i wake ill go to hell for heavons sake.
AiR_mAsTeR7
New member
What do you call a bunch of somalians in a pond?
Pollution.
Pollution.