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Shredneck

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam

You can jam your dick into a chicks ass but you cant peanut butter it in.

 
Sarkozy, Putin, Brown, and Obama are all at a dinner event.

sarkozy gets up and goes, your American health care system is out dated, in my country we can give a man perfectly working prosthetic legs, have him walking and working in 4 weeks...

while Putin cant stand this, so he gets up and goes. "in my country we can replace a lung, and have the man back working in 3 weeks"

at this point Brown is just going crazy, so he gets up and goes, "o yeah, well in my country we can give a man a whole new heart, and he can be back to normal and doing all physical activity and back to work full time in 2 weeks"

at this point Obama stands up and goes "beat this guys, in my country we can take a junior senator from illinois, with no experience, crown him president, and within 100 days half the country is looking for work!"

read it.
 
See I've heard it a different way which makes significantly less sense:
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
You can shove peanut butter down a chicks throat but you can't jam it up her ass.
Been watching How I Met Your Mother?
 
No but my aunt said thats where she heard it, shes the one who told me. How do they say it on there? I cant believe they would tell that joke on cable.
 
Haha. They don't actually say it. All they do is ask the question "What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?" Then a guy whispers it in this girls ear. So they leave out the punch line. I just looked it up and that is how I saw it in most of the examples.
The episode is hilarious. How I Met Your Mother is a great show. I would suggest it to anybody.
 
I like the one more
Whats the difference between jelly and jam.?
You can't jelly your dick in a girls ass
(shane McConkey)
 
Thats the version I will probably repeat from now on.

But jelly could be considered lube and aid in the jamming?
 
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