Joke time

awsomecoolguy

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how are a computer and a girl the same

if you push there button's right they eject a 4 inch floppy

now lets not make this another dead baby forum
 
a black a mexican and an asian jump of the empire state building...who hits the ground first

who cares?!?!
 
if ur floating down a river in a cement canoe and ur weels fall of, how many pankakes does it take to shingle a dog house?

NONE!!!!!pankakes dont have bones
 
Really really dirty joke:

Somewhere in Kentucky, a girl goes up to her dad and asks to barrow the car. They dad sas that she knows what she has to do. So a couple minutes into she stands up and goes "Daddy this tastes like Shit". The dad says "I know your brother barrowed the car an hour ago"
 
A lawyer and a blonde happen to be sitting next to each other on a long

cross-country flight. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would

like to play a fun game. Now this blonde happens to be highly

intelligent, but she is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she

politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The

lawyer persists, saying that the game is really easy and a lot of fun.

He explains how the game works.

"I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me, and

vice-versa." Again, the blonde politely declines and tries to get some

sleep.

The lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blonde, he will easily

win the match, so he makes another offer: "Okay, how about this? If you

don't know the answer, you pay me only $5, but if I don't know the

answer, I will pay you $500."

This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no

end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth

to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse,

pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill

with three legs, and comes back down with four?" The lawyer looks at her

with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all

his references. He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches

the Internet and even the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends

E-mails to all his colleagues and friends, trying to get some help, all

to no avail.

After over an hour of searching for the answer, he finally gives up. He

wakes the blonde and hands her $500.

The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep.

The lawyer, who cannot imagine what the answer is, is going nuts trying

to figure it out. He wakes the blonde again and asks, "Well, so what

goes up a hill with three legs and comes back down with four?"

The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to

sleep
 
how long does it take a man and a half to dig a hole and a half before a cricket with a wooden leg kicks a hole in a pickle
 
What do Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in Common?

They both like to stick their meat between 5 year old buns.
 
my friend---okay .... my dads friend lives by the lake and one day he was filling up his boat with gas and his dog drank some of it . then he ran around like a maniac and fell over

Me--- did he die??

friend--nope! he just ran out of gas!!!!!!!!!
 
your family is so poor that i went to your house and your dog answered your door. except you dont have a dog so it wasnt your house.
 
there is a black guy, a mexican, a white guy, and an indian (native american) standing on a cliff. first the black guy jumps off and says "this is for world peace" then the mexican jumps off and says "this is for world hunger" then the indian pushes the white guy off and says "that was for my poeple"
 
technically it wasn't a really smart womam, the correct answer is a black man witha cane, who gains an erection at the top of the hill
 
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